Monday, February 4, 2013

Hoaders: Season Finale. Fuzzie, Fredd and Nancy

Well it's the end of a highly broken up season of Hoarders. It hasn't even felt like a season, just sporadic new episodes. What were you doing with that, A&E? You make such weird decisions sometimes. Chalmers mentioned on The Book that A&E hasn't signed Hoarders for another season.
Maybe they can't think of anymore weird gimmicky things for them to do so they've decided to just throw in the towel. They're tried slumber parties, death metal, dinner parties and make-overs. 

We just want things to be how they used to be. We want poop and people that think other people are stealing their 9/11.

Fuzzie and Fredd from Ohio. Fuzzie is an artist, musican and all-around slacker. (You see these artist hoarder situations?) Fredd is Fuzzie's wife.

They both had mannequins when they met so that's how they knew it was meant to be. For whatever reason Fredd is lazily applying halloween make-up as she's describing herself to us. These two seem to have a pretty bad case of trying too hard. They're just being weird to prove how weird they can be. This isn't 100% authentic weird. And Fredd just got to third base with her mannequin.

Jay is Fuzzie's brother. He seems very mild mannered. Actually both of their families seem very calm and rational.

Chuck is Fuzzie's dad and he is the most adorable little man you've ever seen. He's wearing a sweater vest for crying out loud. He found out they were living in a van so he bought them a house. They were supposed to pay him back, but they haven't. Chuck's also paying their bills. He's finally decided it's time they start paying bills. Chuck is 79 and he can't retire because Yeah, that's about the time right? Once you hit around...oh middle age. It's sort of like Girls!

Chuck also made the wise choice to buy Fredd and Fuzzie a warehouse. They consider it their "idiot's version of a 401K." I'm not 100% clear on what exactly happens with my 401K, but I'm pretty sure it's nothing like this.

Zach is Fredd's brother and he thinks they're lazy (because they are lazy). "Nobody wants to buy kazoo's man." This should be a fun evening.

Robin Zasio and her pale pink lips don't even know what to think of Fredd and Fuzzie's living room. They are just thrilled that Zasio finds it so weird. That's exactly what they are going for Zasio! Act like you're not impressed, that will crush them.

They have a basket of defective vibrators. Fuzzie figures he could use them in some kind of art project or something. Well, Sinead O'Rebellion.

They are so pleased that they have shocked, Zasio. I think Fredd and Fuzzie's favorite thing to collect is attention.

WHAT THE HELL IS PAXTON DOING HERE?! There is poop out in Washington! God dammit, A&E!

I guess he's here to do this. He's giving them "proper credit" for a bloody, scabby mannequin.
 
"Bucket full of Broken Vibrators" -Matt Paxton (Scott says it's a new Green Day song)

"I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say. You're 43 years old, man. How many hobbies can you have?" "It's not funny, man. You gotta get a damn job." Thank God for Matt Paxton! He is not treating them like they are shocking. He's treating them like middle-aged people that have never had a job. This is a man who has seen Target bags of poop. You can't shock him! Zasio has seen the same things, but she wears pale pink lipstick and someone that wears pale pink lipstick is always going to be shocked by scabby mannequins.

After Matt gave Fuzzie a bit of tough love he started throwing things away. Fredd and Fuzzie have started selling some things. They call a family meeting and present Chuck with $900.

"I've pushed Fredd and Fuzzie to get rid of that birthing table." Fredd's brother. The thought of losing it has Fredd crying. Now her brother is crying.They want to move it to their house for pictures and stuff. 

Zasio thinks this birthing table is a good reminder that Fredd and Fuzzie live a different lifestyle and that's why they are crying about the thought of losing their birthing table.

Chuck absolutely loves the home makeover! Matt stresses that they don't want them to change.

"We got the broken vibrators. You can still be yourselves without being held back." -Matt Paxton

Chuck adorably says that Fuzzie and Fredd have grown up a lot this week. I hope they have.

Nancy, Seattle Washington. 
Nancy is retired from the phone company and she's pretty sure she's a hoarder. She just likes collecting a lot. She appears to like VHS tapes and poop an awful lot. 

Michelle is Nancy's niece. She doesn't like to see poop on her aunt's floor.
Diane is Nancy's sister and she hasn't been in the house (prior to 2 years ago) since 1988. She has seen pictures though.

Janine is another one of Nancy's sister. I think maybe she's around more? I can't tell. She seems more angered by the hoard.

Nancy wanted to adopt a child from India. She had it all set up, but then India decided to not adopt children to people over 40. This sent Nancy into a hoarding "tailspin".

All of the hoarders this evening have nice computers. They're probably out there Catfishing people. Stay safe out there, internetters!

Dr. Michael Tompkins smelled the house from the street. And now he's in full-on toxic waste regalia.

Nancy is blaming the dogs for knocking garbage all around the house. Everytime she's about to take out the trash they go knocking it all around the house.

The floor is almost entirely made of poop. Dr. Tompkins asks her if she knew the dogs were pooping in the house. She had some idea. I think the poop on the floor is a pretty good clue that the dogs are pooping on the floor.

Dr. Michael Tompkins won't say the word "hell"! He just said, "It went to heck."

If Paxton isn't here in this poop...it's Cory. This is his chance in the poop. Cory calls poop "feces"! HAHAHA! Oh Cory.

I don't know, Dr. Tompkins is all talking about Dante's Inferno and stuff. He's so serious. Maybe they didn't read the required high school reading. Maybe they have no idea what your metaphor even means, Michael.

"How is that still a show? Its been confirmed that it's fake!" -Scott about Storage Wars. Yes, and somehow they haven't signed Hoarders up for another season. Storage Wars continues until the end of time.

Nancy's gas mask has her name magic markered on it. Do you think they get to keep their gas masks? I bet Fredd and Fuzzie have at least a dozen gas masks in their hoard.

After cleaning up all the poop they realized that the house is falling apart and that Nancy can't live in the home. Dr. Tompkins wants her to relocate closer to her sisters. She's been isolated and depressed. Her niece has a place for her. They are salvaging items from the home to take to her new place.

She's working with an aftercare therapist and going to sell her home as-is to move closer to her family.

44 comments:

Cheryl in Wisconsin said...

The Hoarders show evokes an enormous range of emotions from me. I can relate to loss and pain, but fortunately I canNOT relate to poop carpet and 1999's garbage. Props to me for this. More so, kudos to the people courageous enough to invite this crew into their secrets, and to the show personnel brave enough to tackle this scenario repeatedly. Your play-by-plays here are playful, entertaining, and relatable without coming off as disrepectful. Do you allow people to invite themselves to your house and watch tv with you and Scott and your cats?

(Sidenote: I would pay someone $900 to REMOVE a birthing table from my house if I was unfortunate enough to find one in it. To each their own.)

Reverend Awesome said...

Thank you so much for the nice comment! I'd be into a Hoarders viewing party. The cats aren't so much into it. Maybe they don't like seeing their fellow felines all flattened in a hoard.

Anonymous said...

Fredd and Fuzzie are two very immature ungrateful losers, i usually can sympathize with the hoarders, but this two are just garbage made flesh. allowing your 77 yr old father work 10 hour days to support or lazy ass is shameful.

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Anonymous said...

I just realized I saw that white mask that Fredd wears on an old website:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0512/

Anonymous said...

I have to admit, as much sympathy as I have for most of the hoarders I've seen on these programs, the cat corpses are unbelievable and sad. You'd have to be in extreme depression and denial to get to that point. :-/

Anonymous said...

By the way, I'm really enjoying your blog! I found it in a search for whether Dr. Robin is the sister of Dr Becky. Don't they almost look like twins?

Anonymous said...

Fredd and Fuzzie are two of the most beautiful, creative, loving people I have ever had the privilege of knowing. They are not phony or ungrateful. They are simply more daring than most to be the raw, honest, uncut versions of themselves Don't give up sympathizing just because you are afraid of what you cant relate to or understand. These folks have done more for me and many others than you could know.

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous Friend of Fuzzie and Fredd:

I have no doubt that Fuzzie and Fredd are beautiful, creative, and loving. I don't think they're phony. They may not be ungrateful to others; however, they are, or at least were, either terribly ungrateful to Fuzzie's parents, or at least terribly, terribly naive and utterly lacking in empathy for them.

It is wrong for a 79 year old man to be working 10 hour days to support his grown son and daughter-in-law, for an extended period of time, when said son and daughter-in-law are perfectly capable of supporting themselves. Whether it is through art, music, junk sales, a 9-5 job, ANYTHING legal to earn money to pay for themselves would be preferable. What do/did Fuzzie & Fred do during those same 10 hours a day? Were they sleeping? Were they playing? Were they creating art? Were they helping friends?

You say that they have done more for you and many others... well, if it was financial help, then shame on them. They were redistributing funds from his parents and giving them to you, which is COMPLETELY unfair to his dad who doesn't get to retire, and to his mom who doesn't get to enjoy her retirement years with her husband.

And if Fuzzie and Fredd helped you by spending time with you, consoling you through hard times, being a good friend, etc, that is great... UNLESS it was during the time frame that they COULD have been working, but in fact Fuzzie's dad was hard at work instead, in which case shame on them again. Because Fuzzie and Fredd, in that case, leveraged his dad's valuable time to benefit you, which is completely unfair to his dad and mom.

I say all this NOT to say that Fuzzie and Fredd are bad friends or bad people. Just that they chose to accept, accept, accept from Fuzzie's dad rather than take responsibility for themselves- either by getting jobs, creating income for themselves, or even telling his dad, "No, thanks; we'd rather live within our own limited means" which WAS an option. It's not that we can't understand and relate to how daring, honest, and uncut they are... It's that we can't understand and relate to how immature, selfish and/or naive they are/were.

I do hope that they are now financially independent, and have either paid back his dad, or at least consistently making payments to work toward that goal.

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Hoàng Minh said...

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Rebecca R D said...

Hoarders is back on Lifetime! Poop, trash, and the whole lot.
Search "Hoarders: Family Secrets"
I've missed your Hoarder blogs. Xoxo

A.C. Elliott said...

New episodes starting this evening on A&E. Plus, your blog is full of awesome. Want more!

Rachel in Hawaii said...

Dear anonymous friend of Fuzzie & Fredd,
Is Fredd's brother single and how can I get in touch with him. He's handsome and extremely kind.

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