Pimp of the Millennium, Kris Jenner made this video
A few weeks back I received the most amazing present in the history of time. My friend Maureen wrote me, Heath and Scott a book! It's so totally brilliant. With Maureen you come to expect nothing less than brilliance. Oh, she'll downplay it, then she's BLOW YOUR MIND WITH GREATNESS! You remember the rat bowl, right? Her book had me laughing and crying and just jumping out of my skin with delight. Here's the cover.
Maude Rith. She was even more delightful than you would ever imagine her to be. This year has just flown by! Well, of course, regular readers will also know of my pal Gary. Also, a gem of a human being. I checked the mailbox the other day and a treasure was awaiting me. I didn't even know I had a treasure on the way!
I also got a super nice thank you note from my friend Melissa.
My mailbox is a treasure trove of warm fuzzies! Thank you all! I love you more than Kris Jenner loves fame-whoring!