Monday so that means, Hoarders. What garbage will we go through tonight? Will there be the first poop of the season? The first dead cat? Have we only had a dead frog so far this season? Let's find out.
Roy–Electrical Engineer, many regard him as an inventor. I wonder if it's just him, or actually many.
Boulder Creek, CA He has over 60 vehicles on his property.
Things he invented: grid structure on whatever battery you have in your car, the main power supply for the voyager spacecraft, hooked up china with the Middle East for oil supply. He ended the God damned Cold War, so step off! What have you done? This man is a hero...and a hoarder. You see, anyone can be a hoarder. Hoarding knows no bounds.
Marlena is Roy's girlfriend. This is the man she chose in life. Wow. How?
Rex is Roy's son and Wolverine.
We have Zasio! Please God tell me that Matt Paxton is on this case. Is this a Zasio Paxton combo hoard? We can only hope.
He's trying to save energy and the entire planet with junk and cars. He has $20 million in fines? How is that even possible? How does the government ever think its going to get that money? Never in his lifetime. $12,000 a day. Yes, just write a check! Write out a check every single day for 12 grand. Hoarders are usually in a place in their life to do just that.
Zasio is amazed to learn he's an inventor. This is why he invents (hoards)! To see that look of awe on other people's faces.
Roy has a beard and a pony tail. So, there's that.
Cory Chamlers is the clean-up guy. Okay. Fine. It's not Paxton. I will deal with it, but if Paxton isn't part of the Loretta case I will be wrathful!
Cory is having trouble getting Roy to find cars he's willing to crush. Now he's giving Zasio a hard time. Roy is going to lose it soon. Oh no. Roy found a can of food, outside in a car, with rust on top. He had trouble throwing it away. Were you going to eat that, Roy? You can't be an inventor and also eat garbage.
He's just watching his cars be destroyed. How long is he going to be able to take that?
Things Cory Chamlers has to tell Roy isn't worth saving: rat crap clothing and towels
Cory has convinced Roy to crush one of his own cars! Now he's having fun. Now he's motivated. Genius, Cory. Pure genius.
His load of crushed cars tipped over the semi/tow-truck that was pulling them away! Oh my god. Surprise! I certainly didn't see that coming.
Roy is still working to get rid of cars. He has 3 years to clear his property and his fines will be dropped.
Here's a local article about Roy.
Loretta, she's leading a double life as a hoarder. She lives this double life in Lenox, Michigan.
She's pregnant and has a 4 year old. She could lose them if she doesn't clean up. Somehow the hoarding hasn't effected their sex life. Good for them?
Christian is Loretta's niece. She tells us that when they were living in Detroit someone broke into their home, her childhood home and robbed them at gun point. Loretta visits the house for some reason. She's breaking down in front of it. I don't know if they do this often as a family, but it's a bummer.
I can see Loretta getting along just fine in life outside the hoard. She seems like a with-it and together lady. Her double leading life would fool me.
Michaela, her daughter, is a cutie. Oh my gosh. All she wants in life is a bed. How could you do this to such an adorable kid? Not that it's okay to hoard if your kid is not as adorable. I don't know where I was going there. All I know is, Michaela is cute.
Loretta isn't sweet anymore. SEE! She tricked me. I was fooled again. I thought she was mild mannered. She flips the switch when it comes to her junk. Oh and then she has contractions and nearly goes into labor. She does all of this when anyone talks about throwing away her hoard.
It's Dorothy Breninger for our hoarding expert. She's a little ray of sunshine and she is not taking any of Loretta's crap! She isn't scared of her or her nasty looks.
Loretta is saying "keep" to everything. It's so annoying. Her sister and niece are so over her BS. I love the look on her niece's face! This says how we all feel.
Dorothy said Mike takes a "passive stance" with Loretta, that is code for "he's a wimp." Just say it! Bring Loretta's niece back in. She'll say it for you.
We are told that Loretta had a healthy baby. She accepted aftercare therapy and organizing assistance.
And where the hell was Paxatron?!