Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy Birthday, America!

How was everybody's 4th? Mine was good. We sort of laid low this weekend. Do you ever have weekends where you feel too exhausted for socializing? That was me this weekend. Everyone is out boating and BBQing, swimming, hanging. We were chilling and that was a-okay with me.
We had a sparkler and snake party on Saturday. Scott took pictures and I danced around like a loon. There was some guy standing on his balcony, watching this all go down. I didn't let him stop me from making a fool of myself. I'm an unstoppable fool!

Last night we had dinner at Scott's parents and then today was hanging with my family. 

That Canada bag is a bag that fits inside of a smaller bag. Scott's mom got it for me in Niagara Falls. We used it to store candy and to take everyone's patriotism down a few notches. 
Alyssa looked super stylish in Grandma Kelly's glasses.
Not many people know this, but Republicans are the only people that like freedom. They don't just like it, they love it. They want to marry it and have like 1,000 of its babies. The rest of us? Well, we should obviously all be ashamed of ourselves. We shouldn't be as ashamed as this guy in a bun though. 
"If a plane is loud it's an Army plane." -Alyssa
I decided Tori will now be known as the Candy Queen. She embraced her new title. 
These people must be Republicans. They look like they love America a lot. You don't dress like that if you just "like" America. 
Parades have really gone downhill. No one tries to make a float or anything. It's all just trucks and people waving. Some of these people don't even have candy. Do you really think we care enough about your car to wave at you if you aren't going to throw any candy? We don't. These toilet float people had candy, but they were being stingy with it. Maybe you should have purchased a few more bags of starlight mints and butterscotch disks if you're rationing candy. Oh and let's talk about the candy for a second. You buy some cheap ass candy and we're all supposed to call you for our port-o-potty needs? I don't think so! 
There were so many churches and weight loss places in the parade, handing out flyers...I am just over it.  
Why is my 6 year old niece having to look at flyers of before and after weight loss pictures on the 4th of July? I guess that's what America is all about. 

Let's forget all that nonsense and look at the supreme cuteness that is baby William loving bubbles like Republicans love freedom. 

3 comments:

Gallow said...

"Not many people know this, but Republicans are the only people that like freedom. They don't just like it, they love it. They want to marry it and have like 1,000 of its babies. The rest of us? Well, we should obviously all been ashamed of ourselves."

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. I Love low forms of humor.

I laughed out loud when I read this. Keep up the great work.

Stevo

Gary's third pottery blog said...

and I love Gallow....go baby WILLIAM, holy cats, the world is just too fun isn't it William???? I liked the portatoilets float, wow...not sure I would want their candy though! GREAT photos of the sparklers and all, go Scott and kasey!

miss.e.motional said...

The pictures! I love all the pictures, especially the kid ones. AND the sparkler ones. I have a strong love for sparklers. But not for America. Nope, that right is reserved for Republicans!

I also love your Twins t-shirt!!!

I guess I love a lot of things. And that's ok. Glad you had a great, relaxing 4th :)

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