Friday, June 10, 2011

The Internet

As far as the internet goes, I'd say I'm pretty good at it. Those of you reading this are probably pretty good at it as well. I mean, I don't just go online to look at porn or go shopping. I go online to make friends, e-hang with my friends and learn more about this planet of ours.

Oh look! Me and my g-child My are all over the internet! #goodforus
Scott has a joke where he says we read things online that we wouldn't read in real life.  So true and I LOVE THAT. I want to know more about things I wouldn't have bothered to learn about otherwise. I want to hoard as much information in my brain as I can fit. What have I learned about today?

I learned that Tina Fey should either write him off OR write Tracy Morgan out of the closet on 30 Rock. His job is to be funny and he's not. Murdering your kid if they're gay jokes aren't funny EVER. He has the right to say that and attempt the "joke", obviously. Just like I have the right to be pissed that I won't be able to watch my favorite show without seeing him. And I AM pissed. Tina Fey is funny. Her daughter is funny. The 30 Rock writers are funny. They'll make it work without him. Anyone that thought it was all an act and he's actually really intelligent are mistaken.

Oh the Weiner scandal. I don't want to hear anymore information about him or his wiener! I don't want to read his flirts! Or his plans to do it doggy style while watching The Daily Show. YUCK! I don't need to know it and America doesn't need to know it. This is all just gross. Do what you need to do with him. If he's harassing girls with his penis pictures then by all means, take care of it. Arrest him or do whatever you have to do with him. I know I'd like to live in America where you weren't sent penis pictures without requesting them. Can we arrest people for harassing us with penises? Jails are so overcrowded, there would be no way they could fit the influx of inmates. The good news in all of this is less congressional tweets! Let's move on.

Sarah Palin's emails have been released and I honestly couldn't care less. I care about politics, but she isn't politics. She's a fool. I don't need to go seek out extra idiocy in my life. I have faith in this country that we'd never elect her as president so I'm not worried about her email correspondence. (Don't let me down, America!)

I actually kind of like Mark Zuckerberg's stationary! It's fancy.

I learned the skipping creates IMMENSE joy!

I also learned that Newt Gingrich's wife looks to be made of wax. I guess that's how you tolerate being married to Newt. It makes sense.

Other things were learned, but let's get on with the weekend!  Grab a drink, kick up your feet.
If you don't have ice cubes do what my awesome friend Kelly did, use freezer pops! (Seriously, how great is that?! She's so rad.)


k.a. barnes said...

Are you sure Newt wasn't just visiting a Madame Tussaud's wax museum? Scary ...

My Bach said...

this is my fav post ever and i have to tell you that . . . too much joys today!

Gary's third pottery blog said...

Kasey Baker, my favorite blogger, has pulled the rabbit out of the hat again, oh yes, and thank YOU for your brilliant awesomeness :)
I think there is a time and a place for a dingaling. Public? Never. Sending pics of your shaved and hairless parts to gals you are not married to? WHY? Men are dumb, we do not need to do things like that to prove it. As far as Tracey Morgan goes, he was funny on that show early on, just so off the wall compared to the rest of the crowd, but, dang, shoulda kept his mouth shut, huh?

George and Maureen Johnson said...

You definitely are awesome and brilliant for sure. You truly are my favorite blogger, ever! :) The only thing about Wiener is if he goes to prison he will see so many penis's that maybe he will stop, oh doggie style, hahahaha! That will be the least of worries in prison...hahahaha! We will all send him "Soap on a Rope"! hahaha
Oh that Newts wife, well, what else would you expect from a Newt, they don't have good taste, and are not know to be classy. She would show up good in those dark dank ponds though. ewwww he is putrid to me!
George and I LOVE YOU more than you will ever know, but no need to worry you will never see photos of our genitals, our love is different than that.
Genitals are for sex only, Love is from the heart and brain and soul. hahahahahahhaha! :) Your great!

Reverend Awesome said...

I love you all. Thanks for the nice comments. They are soooo very much appreciated.

miss.e.motional said...

Ughhhh. I have a love/hate with teh internets. One on hand, the internets have brought us together! Hooray! On the other hand, it's ONLY because of the internet that I am forced to know things about Justin Bieber, something called a Kardashian sister, and each and every reality show "STAR". And, now, thanks to you, I also have to know what Newt Gingrich's wife looks like. Holy cow!

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