Monday, June 13, 2011

Apartment Living: Futon Cum Sofas and Hookahs

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This flyer is posted by the mailboxes. Whatever a futon cum sofa is, I don't want it. If you are interested, that 20 dollars is not negotiable. Why isn't it just called a futon? Why does the word "cum" have to be there in the middle of it. This person, and whoever named this furniture, should be ashamed of themselves.

This flyer maker thought they were pretty funny when they got to hookah. They are selling that puppy for $95.99 "Oh won't that be funny? The prices are non-negotiable!" I've never purchased a hookah, but that seems pretty steep. Maybe it's not. I'll go on my trusty internet and check for us...
Yeah, you can get a new one cheaper. Don't be totally disgusting and buy someone else's hookah. Especially not for market price. Their mouth has been on that! Barf.

I like that this person had a plasma TV, but still uses a futon as a couch. Don't you want to be comfortable while watching your fancy TV? At least sit on Love Sacs. Get yourself some dignity.

I bet that their $689.99 hard drive is still filled with pics of them smoking a hookah on their cum sofa. What kinda things do you suppose they watched on their plasma? Marathons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Or maybe they are deep. Maybe I'm not giving these guys (And why am I assuming they are guys!? Sexist!) enough credit. They watch nothing but documentaries and when they're not smoking hookahs they're mentoring children. 

9 comments:

miss.e.motional said...

Mentoring children..............on their cum sofa.

Hello, I'm NBC's Chris Hanson. Have a seat.

Reverend Awesome said...

My favorite Chris Hansen quote: "Guess all that running around naked got you pretty dried out there, huh?"
To a man that was chasing after a cat naked.

Gail said...

George Foreman grill for only $5 (that's right, not $4.99.) Tell me where to sign up!

Gary's third pottery blog said...

GOOD LORD. There is nothing funny I can say. These people did it all on their own!

Scott said...

I'm just wondering why the Cum Sofa is black?

Reverend Awesome said...

Good point. They should probably get that checked out.

BSOB said...

dont sit on the wet spot

George and Maureen Johnson said...

OMG Marketing is really getting stupid today. Maybe that is the Politically correct way to say Futon! hahahaha! Cum gosh how stupid it that?
Great blog, always something to ponder and laugh your butt off while you sit on your "Cum Futon Sofa"...Actually I hate those things. Rather have a Bean Bag...lol lol lol :)

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