Last night I got a text from my friend Phil about Matt Paxton around midnight. I didn't find this that out of the ordinary. He doesn't usually text me at midnight, but figured he was just thinking about Paxton and had to share it. Then I realize these texts were not your run of the mill midnight-Matt Paxton-texts.
Phil: Didn't he tweet to you...love your blog?
Me: Oh I don't know. I'm not on the computer. (This was my text version of "No, I'm not asleep."
Phil: He did!
And then there were more texts, but really. What matters here? LAST NIGHT MATT PAXTON TWEETED @ ME!!
Thank you, Matt Paxton! As you can see above he has a book coming out in May. Pre-order that thing. I can tell you right now that it will be great cuz Matt wrote it. While you're on Amazon pre-ordering Matt's book look at the discussion board.
For some reason: penis retraction...anyone know how to stop it? and Is a BOOB JOB a good idea for granny? are currently topics of discussion, so check that out.
Oh and if you're a hoarder or just a slob, it's Matt's off-season. You can call Clutter Cleaners and have him to come clean up your mess for you. Don't be surprised at all the tough love you'll be receiving as well.
So yes, this tweet is my new treasure and I refuse to give it up no matter how soaked in pee it gets.