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Matt Paxton just wrote that on facebook. Oh isn't he a marketing genius!? One more reason to worship at the alter of the Paxton. His email address is the kicker. If you are his facebook friend please check out his email address. If that doesn't just say it all. I think that's the best email address I've ever seen.
What in the hell is going on here?! Craziest episode ever and it's just in the opening preview. Whatever you said Matt, you had to. I already know this.
Hanna lives in Vienna, IL
"Cotton picking, ridge runner, stock jumper and damn proud of it." Whatever the freak that means. She "raises" chickens and goats. She also kills them in hoard and poop.
Basically Hanna doesn't believe in throwing things away. So much so that she's choosing to live in a single-wide trailer full of chickens, dead and alive.
They are just referring to her house as the "Single Wide" one of my friend's relatives named her home. She thinks houses without names are boring. (I feel like clarifying that my friend does not share her belief) I've never thought so, but maybe. Homeowners, do you have a name for your home?
Oh these poor chickens! They are being tortured! She has half a dozen chickens in a tiny little cage. This bitch is seriously torturing animals. Her goats are so sick their feet seem to have fallen off. Oh she is just a vile, VILE woman! She is even shaped creepy.
"I have 16 kids and 10 of them are still living." Did they die in the hoard too?
You know when an animal won't "go where they damn well please" when you have them in tiny, fucking cages you pile of garbage. This woman is a human pile of trash. Even her neck is disgusting!
I think Hanna wrote "No Smoking" on her door in crayon or something. I can't tell what it says about smoking. She's getting all cagey with our beloved Tonya Hoarding. For once Tonya has her hair in a ponytail, a t-shirt and some jeans and looks like she's ready to get down to business. Good on you, Zasio!
What the fuck is she drinking from that mason jar? Poop water. That's all I can imagine it to be.
Only Paxton and Zasio have the guts to venture into this ladies house. God bless you both.
"This is a dead chicken that was underneath about a foot of feces. It got crushed under the weight of the feces and it was in a cage so it couldn't get out." You could never play a drinking game while watching Hoarders. 1. Cuz there's no way you can ingest anything while watching this. 2. You would go to the hospital.
Her bladder or whatever that is there is hanging down to her knees. Bitch better stop yelling at Matt. Animal Control just showed up, everyone feigned surprise.
She has all these nasty red neck kids that showed up and now a fist fight broke out. I feel like Hanna is loving this reunion.
Matt Paxton's face is priceless! I believe Zasio when she says this is the worst hoarder she's ever worked with.
Hanna refused aftercare (shocker), her chickens were released from their cages, she was fined and she's still a hoarder.
Kathy and Gary
"I'm Gary and I'm unemployed. Yeah I got too many bunnies." There you go. That says it all. He has a bunny named Studly that he seems to really admire. He got all the girl bunnies pregnant. "I've been trying to get rid of these bunnies for at least, close to two years." No you haven't, Gary. NO YOU HAVE NOT! "I have bunnies. That's what I did wrong."
You guys these rabbits are just loose throughout the house. They are everywhere. I can't even believe this episode is happening. Where is Matt Paxton!???!
Kathy is on disability/social security.
Gary would like to see how we live. You know, I may not be living in a mansion but I'm not living amongst bunnies and their excrement.
Gary is scary. He's retreated to the den. His wife is trying to talk to the crew. Gary is on his strangely nice computer. I bet Gary still goes to aol chatrooms. Yeah he may have a new computer but he uses it like it's '97.
Alright, I feel bad even asking, but what's wrong with Kathy's butt? I know she has disability. Kathy and Gary use their phones as an intercom system so they don't have to walk the hoard. Gary is an asshole, an unbelievable asshole.
Gary is hoarding control! Gary is just in his room, rocking out to some death metal. The usual hoarder shit. AND PLAYING JEWEL QUEST! He's a 12 year old.
WHOA! There is poop soaking up the walls about a foot and a half from the floor.
Gary is manically scraping frost off his car windows when APL approaches him to sign off to have his bunnies taken away.
The floor is literally a pile of poop. The homeowners (SERIOUSLY THEY POOPED OUT SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE?!) are here to see the house for the first time in 2 years. I think they made a bad investment. They don't seem as mad as they should be.
Gary the pussy comes back after the landlords return. Now he's flipping off the cameras, the therapist. What an a-hole. And now Gary is blaming the APL for his bunny problem and spitting on the ground. He thinks the APL discriminates against bunnies. Gary is throwing water at his wife. He's stormed off again.
This episode is really stressful to watch.
"Less bullshit more work." Gary the a-hole to the therapist. There are mice crawling all over the clean-up crew. It was so disgusting they started laughing about it? Gary is afraid of men so he bosses around any woman he comes in contact with. You truly are a piece of shit, Gary.
They thought they had all the rabbits out and a few just crawled out of the wall.
I bet Gary INSISTED they include Kathy's name at the beginning of the segment. Sorry. It's not her, Gary.
The landlord said if there's not improvement he'll have to start thinking about eviction. What's there to think about? Stop being so nice.