Thursday, January 27, 2011

Best Spam Comment Ever

I have my comments set up so if someone is commenting on an old post, I have to approve it first. It cuts down on spam. (I've approved threats, but didn't appreciate them one bit) 


I just approved this comment, but I don't want you to miss it. It clearly deserves its own post. I don't know if this is spam or a message from the future. It's amazing.

Example sentence: The gyroscope is red and black, making it look extraordinarily coolth, and to some arrogant with that dragon imprint. 

If you want to view it in its original glory it's HERE. (A really great post by the way. I highly recommend it.)

Behold. Best Spam Comment Ever.

I've ever liked things like sand clocks, lava lamps, and the like to kind of virtuous fritter away time staring at it as a form of catharsis. In a opportunity, it helps me with meditation, to free stress and well-grounded think in the air nothing. That's why since I was a kid, instead of dolls and cars I've perpetually at ease more of such pieces like sand clocks, lava lamps, tuneful boxes etc. So I was most enchanted when I found the 2-Laser + LED Light Presentation Laser Top Gyroscope with Music Effects from ________________.com protection the Toys section. It's like a melodic box, a spinning better, and a light show all rolled into one. Which is spectacular relaxation! 

The gyroscope will spin for around a minute. The laser slight pretension with accompanying music makes this gyroscope a rather unique fiddle with that my friends be suffering with also been most amused withMy dogs are also fair curious around the laser gyroscope I got from ________________.com  They unceasingly attend the gyroscope as it spins, although at earliest they kept barking at the laser slight advertise, and also because it produces music. But after they got tempered to it, they've stopped barking but due watch over following the gyroscope whenever I start spinning it.

Kids are also unbelievably amused alongside it. Sometimes it's moral to have diverting toys around the ancestry so that you can leave the bit of frippery trifle with on while the kids are being amused or playing with it while you count provide for viands or sock changed. The gyroscope is inseparable such trinket with this purpose. The gyroscope I bought from ________________.com has a dragon as a pattern on it, and produces a light accompany with red, obscene, and unskilled colours. Steal a look at the pictures I've uploaded of the gyroscope with laser light show. The music produced from the gyroscope is not that enormous but allowable plenty to treat any supplementary roomer to the house. 

The gyroscope is red and black, making it look extraordinarily coolth, and to some arrogant with that dragon imprint. The music dismount attack show gyroscope runs on 6 LR44 batteries, which are replaceable anyway. I've also acclimatized this gyroscope to stagger my girlfriend during our anniversary celebration. I did the cheesy terror of decorating the hostelry latitude with roses and when I led her in, I started up the gyroscope as correctly so that the laser insight clarify produces a dreamed-up effect. I also had some battery operated candles so all the sunrise effects created a rather romantic atmosphere. She loved it, past the way, to my relief. 

I also bought the candles from ________________.com. These days it seems to be my oversight shopping put in favour of all gifts and ideas in behalf of emotional occasions. Since Christmas is coming, this laser go down playing gyroscope can maybe be a momentous Christmas favour in behalf of the toddler or methodical the humour! Alternatively, the gyroscope can simply be a nice totalling to the usual Christmas decorations. I can imagine placing it near the Christmas tree and peradventure spinning it when guests hit town in the house. 

Looks like ________________.com is getting my business still again!

3 comments:

Melissa Miller said...

Wow. Just, wow. The internets are so weird!

k.a. barnes said...

I wanna hang with the COOLTH kids.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

CHRISTMAS IS NOT COMING dude!

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