Thursday, October 14, 2010

WWKD: Packing

Dear WWKD--
I am going to Hawaii this weekend on my honeymoon (yes, thanks!).  My new wife saw that all I had packed was a speedo in one pocket of my shorts and a toothbrush in the other.  She was all like "aren't you going to change clothes?" and "hullo, do I always have to pack the _____?".
So, basically, WWKD, what does a person need to honeymoon in Hawaii????
 
Also, is it true they have drinks there that are hollowed out pineapples with a straw?  That would be better than....
 
Thanks! 
--Justmarrieddude

Well, this is a coincidence because I too am recently married and heading to Hawaii this weekend. 

I hope they have drinks out of pineapples! I'll be all over that shit. Hawaii has a lot of sugar cane right? Guess what rum is made out of...

I ummm. Have yet to pack. I also don't know what time our flight leaves. I could go check right now. The tickets are printed out and about 12 feet away, but I'm not going to check. It's more fun this way. It's not really fun. I don't know what my deal is. I'm concentrating on keeping myself entertained for the flight. Okay, I'm playing with my iPad. You caught me! I'll figure it out. Saturday isn't here yet. 

I'll tell you what I plan on taking. A bathing suit. I bought a bathing suit online! It has polka dots. That's a gamble. (Not polka dots, buying a bathing suit online) But listen, I'm not going to some weird shop that sells swim suits year round. Their commercials are too weird for me to shop there. Get better advertising, Action Accents! I'll also get some sunscreen as I am a delicate little flower. You all know this. 

I will tell you that if Scott plans on wearing a speedo to the beach he's going to the beach alone. He can be shameful with me. He better get some trucks. He might have some. His bathing gear is his problem. 

Probably should take some clothes, shoes, undergarments, camera and dramamine. 


3 comments:

Gary's third pottery blog said...

Do you think they have black sand? Waves bigger than HOUSES???? SHARKS?????????????

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

Hawaiian shirts - like two dozen. and speedos. red

George and Maureen Johnson said...

Oh I am so happy for you Kasey, and Scott will have such a great time with such an awesome wife. You will love it...just be careful, they do have sharks, and volcanos, :) It is so spectacular in the Islands, dream world for sure.
Can't wait till you get back to let us all know all the fun, and laughter, and good times you will have....be thinking of ya....Maureen and George
Oh and God forbid don't bring any rocks home...we saw that on National Geographic, it's called Pele's Curse, leave the rocks in Hawaii....! I am serious! Love you Both...!

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