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Dawn, 45 Las Vegas, NV
Tom 51, Dawn's Husband
Dawn dumpster dives and get items from charity groups.
Dawn's house looks like it's puking garbage. They think they keep the inside of the house a secret. I refuse to believe it's all that secret that you're slobs with garbage all over the lawn.
Dawn wants her husband to leave because she really enjoys living in tunnels made of boxes.
Who is the professional helping us with hoarding tonight? It's Dr. Scott Hennan. He specializes in a lot of typical hoarder crap. He's the gentle and reassuring hoarding specialist. Even his hair is calming.
Her cousin died in 9-11 and it turned her into a super depressed, hoarding, super charged patriot.
She has the worst voice. I think she's hopped up on pills. She's wearing a FDNY shirt and she trashed an American Flag chair yet refuses to throw it away. Why is it okay to turn the flag into a chair and sit on it, but people talk about other people disrespecting the flag?
Dawn can't tell her husband he did a great job. She had to call him a fool while being forced to compliment him. Dawn needs a bra in the worst way. God. Guess bras aren't one of her collections. Dawn curses like a sailor. She says what she was promised from Hoarders is a crock of fucking shit.
"Don't touch my glass. Don't touch my 9/11" Now she's declaring they are getting their drama. She needs more therapy these cleaners can give. She's covered in 9/11 memorials from her clutter to her shirt."
"I'm just being a hoarder bitch. !&@*#*$!*@$&*@#&$*@#%" Dawn has to be on something. Dawn NAMES SILK PLANTS! Oh god. So many problems. Who loves silk plants that hard?
George Foreman grills aren't healthy? Excuse me, hoarding expert, but infomercials tell me that they are. Oh. You can't just leave all the grease sitting on the grill after you use it? Ahh. Strange.
Her daughter has a chicken leg on top of the computer, bread on the floor, onion rings. The daughter can't remember when she had chicken in there. Just saving that for later when the ants are done. Oh no. CHILD HOARDER. Stuffed animal closet! Oh god no! She's one of them.
Dawn is throwing crap and crying "Bullshit! Sneaking stuff out on a hoarder is not good! I see this every time I watch it and that's why I look!" It was a DARTH TATER MR. POTATO HEAD! She's holding it to the camera as evidence.
She is freaking pissed about that Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head. How dare they try to donate that treasure!
Dawn made a disturbing discovery after the crew leaves. "My towers are broken!" That seems like maybe something they did on purpose for more drama. She had a glass statue on the TV of the twin towers (like we all do) and the cleaning crew broke it.
Linda, Pennsylvania she's a retired school teacher. Does it seem like a lot of these hoarders were teachers?
Steve is Linda's husband and he's shaped like a weeble.
Oh he walks with a cane or a wheelchair. Steve is sick with diabetes and he keeps falling down in the garbage. Linda wants Steve to just stay upstairs so he won't fall! He's trapped upstairs cuz of his wife's hoarding! Holy crap. Flowers in the Attic, but not really at all.
TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION. Never trust anyone with a teddy bear collection. That's something some of us learn the hard way.
Linda wears a visor! She's also trying to kill her husband by not bringing him food to his second floor prison. There was a year on vacation that I was thinking visors were WAY cool. That is what I knew I was going to buy once we got to Yellowstone. I did. It was red and sort of transparent. It said Yellowstone on it. I thought I was way cool.
*I see your Hoarders commercial Air Wick!! Good for you. You know who needs you. Hoarders and people who fear becoming hoarders. Thank you, Lysol and Air Wick for the limited commercial interruptions!
It's Matt Paxton! He's a stern, but warm cleaner.
Linda's daughter told her mom to smell her hands. Weird. Then she said because they smell like pee! Pee from all the items her mom wanted to donate which included, "cat piss clothes."
Linda wants to kill her husband. She just admitted it on camera. Listen, I think Linda is a murderer. For real. I hope the cops are on this.
The daughter is not really dressed to clean. The pee hand daughter. She's wearing a tube top.
The family caused truce and now they're all cleaning together.
I don't think Linda seems all that happy that her husband is now downstairs.
All the sudden the hoarders have pets. I didn't seem them until now. A giant bird being one of them.
Now Steve is downstairs and unhappy according to the update. He misses his privacy. He misses his prison.