I have two awful things to tell you this evening.
1. I watch Top Model. I'm sorry, but I do. I can't help myself.
2. One of the contestants reminds me of this thing.
Those weird things Quiznos thought would make people want to eat there. A model resembles them.
She looks like a normal person most of the time and then all the sudden she makes a face and looks kinda like these things.