Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Hot Slut of the Day: Me?

This wedding is making weird things happen. People asking if I'm wearing a white dress and when I say "Yes" burst of laughter and saying they can't imagine that. Not friends. Listen, friends can call me sluts. That's fine. If you are not my friend don't allude to me being too slutty for white. Or did you think I was just too very weird to wear white? I can do whatever I want and as far as you are concerned I'm a virgin. 

Also, people act like I should be planning things like 24/7 and I'm just not interested in that. I have other things to do like watch Teen Mom. 

8 comments:

JenB37 said...

Just wait til the wedding's over. The same people will be quizzing you on your reproduction plans. Because of course weddings=babies. And your ovaries are everybody's business.

Welcome to married life.

I liked throwing out random, offensive responses like, "we're going to try to buy some kids first" or "we're not having kids right away, but how 'bout you? You cranking anymore out?"

Gary's third pottery blog said...

I mean really, is scott gonna wear white, like an ice cream man?

Gary's third pottery blog said...

of course, my man Elvis ALSO wore white....with rhinestones and sh!t....

Kase's Ov's said...

I wish people'd just get off my nuts.

Reverend Awesome said...

Everyone does need to get off my nuts!

I should have asked the person who laughed at me wearing white if she was a virgin when she got married, but that would mean that she's had sex and I just refuse to believe that's the case.

Gallow said...

You sound much more reasonable than the Bridezillas.

k.a. barnes said...

When asked about kids, I've been fond of responding, "But I do have children! They just never leave the cellar."
Usually gets you an odd, frightened look. But no further questions.

Fran said...

People need to check themselves. I hate all these snoopy people all up in your business. I think when the laugh comes you have every right to tell them to fuck off.

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