Again, the worst hoard they've ever seen. "PILE OF SADNESS!"
Vula, 72, housewife and son raiser. She lives in Indiana. KOKOMO, Indiana. Indiana seems like a good state for hoarders. I bet they have loads of them.
David, 53. This is Vula's son. CAT FECES EVERYWHERE. Don't live a life with cat feces everywhere. That's how you should chose not to live your life. Make that a goal right now.
There's something off with Vula's body. Like she has one giant arm and one not giant arm. She also has a thin person head, but she's not thin.
Piles of garbage are sort of moving with baby kittens. They say they love the cats. You don't love cats if you let them live in their garbage and cat carcasses. You hate cats if you do that. This is kitty hell and you are the devil. There is crap all over the place. All over everything.
Vula loves Good Will. She loves bargains. She considers going to Good Will a hunt. A chase for bargains. Bargains don't really put up much of a fight at Good Will. They're kind of easy to come by.
"Indian art is very collectible." Hoarder. I bet she has a crap load of wolf t-shirts.
Do you guys think they get bonuses for how many times they say "cat feces"?
Vula is an extreme hoarder with a toxic house. Hoarding experts declared it so. She is also declaring that hoarders numb to the mess.
On the stove it's either grease or feces. She doesn't know. There are turds everywhere. There are turds on top of the hutch. Do you guys have hutches? We used to growing up but I don't see many people having hutches anymore.
Vula maybe is the grossest! God. I don't even know anymore. What compares to 6 foot piles of poop? Maybe Vula.
The mouthy clean up guy is there. I'm okay with that though. I think someone needs to be mouthy with the hoarders. Stop coddling hoarders.
I wonder how far into the numbing you have to be where you think it's okay that every damn thing in your house is covered in shit. Dead cats just flattened in corners.
Vula thinks nothing is her fault. None of it. She blames everyone for her living in cat feces.
The clutter cleaners have failed to get enough cats out of the house. Everything in the house is biohazard.
What is an amazing surprise? OH tiny live kittens. Little newborns less than a day old. They saved the baby kittens! YAY CLEAN UP CREW!
Seriously, what is up with Vula's giant arm? She just had a shit fit about a garbage bag. She says she's going to "have class" with the clean up crew. That's hoarder speak for schooling them.
Clean up guy "I've got a bag of dead cats already!" HAHA! Vula's response, "fuck you!" Whoa. Then she called him sonny.
36 cats and 13 were dead cats. And there is a poop corner behind the TV. Huge poop pile. The hoarder thinks this cat feces house is the highlight of the clean-up crews year. I don't think it is. I really don't.
Lisa, 31 and an elementary school teacher in Utah.
She lives a secret hoarder life. She just sits atop a throne of garbage and types on her MAC! Yeah, she's got a Mac. Why does this hoarder get an awesome computer? I bet she's also an e-hoarder.
Lisa has a boyfriend, Eric. He's been to her house twice.
She thinks her Mom rubs the hoarding wound with salt. Lisa's really mad because her Mom gave her a book called the gift of nothing? I don't know. There was a story but it was too weird for me to comprehend.
*Commercial commentary* I think it's weird K-Mart still exists. I've said it before and I'm saying it again. Also, there is some weird infomercial commercial for Nestle products. It's almost like they're pretending to be nutritionists.
Scott Hanna (sp) is the hoarding expert. He's a bit dour. I think he's experienced hoarder numbing himself.
Well it turns out Lisa is a toaster hoarder. Her and her sister are fun time cleaners. Her mom is a bitchy cleaner.
There are some sort of photos. Naked photos? Oh no. It's photos of her mom's hoarding house. Yep, her Mom is a super hoarder. She says that the hoarding is not representative of her. HOARDING IS GENETIC and learned! The ol' chicken and the egg.
I don't know why they sort of played sexy-time music when they walked into her clean house. I get that she's with her boyfriend, but I don't need to think of their sexy times.