Wow. This is a lot of garbage for one girl in one night, but here I go.
Gordon (71, retired) and Gaye (70), Washington
Kids, grown ass kids, are living at home with these hoarders. Well, yeah, that's not okay.
Kids say they aren't hoarding. They are collectors. Parents hate the house.
Gaye fell and was trapped for 11 HOURS! And then the secret about the hoarding was known to the public.
Oh my god. There used to be cats in their backyard in cages, in 6-8 inches of feces.
Again, a non-functioning bathroom. I don't get how people go on like that.
These hoarders are kinda suicidal. They are not fun. These are just totally opposite ends of the spectrum hoarders.
Gordon is throwing stuff away right and left. The organizer says maybe he's not the hoarder and it's the rest of the family. Scott says he's hoarder by default. Yeah, I think I agree. Oh man, Gaye is kinda bitchy.
These people are really into what is and isn't other people's business.
The Dr. can't go into the house without Gordon. The wife insists on it. Nutjobs. Now Gordon is mad that a building inspector is on his way over. He looks scary about all this. Psycho look on his face. He just keeps saying how he wants to die.
"Why don't we take what we want and leave here. Screw all of them." Gordon
When you have to shovel garbage out. That's when you're a hoarder.
The cats are back! Oh my god. Will they be okay? I hope they will be okay. No more leaving them in poop, guys!
"On a scale of 9-10 we are a 10." Building inspector. That's a pretty small scale.
At the end their house was condemned and they are now renting an apartment with their cats.
Sir Patrick. Oh my. See below on who he is.
Before reading on go to THIS LINK. To find out about "Sir" Patrick.
"SIR COLONEL DR. PATRICK DONOVAN FLANNAGAN O'SHALLAHAN. I know that's redundant for a leprechaun. If my name were shorter I'd be seven feet tall at least. I'm special forces, first force reconnaissance and I was also a chaplain and a medic and I was a tunnel rat, I've been a missionary in the jungles, I was going to become a monk, Dominico, I'm a healer. I AM King Arthur I AM Peter Pan. I AM the white night and I've created my own kingdom that I live in and that's called Camelot."
Sir Patrick from Florida
Oh wow. He's got dolls. He has to be on LSD. He has swords, wood elephants. "Anything peaceful, beautiful and ornate like Liberace."
Steve is here. I think Steve is his boyfriend. But he says he's just a friend, yeah he says he's just a friend. Oh STEVEY, you, got what Sir Patrick needs...
Prince Charles knighted him! He really is Sir Patrick.
"If you can afford it it's not worth having." Sir Patrick
He just says he likes beautiful women and flowers. I am really doubting the liking women thing, but whatever. He was born in Dingle, Ireland and some rambling about monks.
He has life-size dolls in some fancy garb that ride around in his cars with him. He's something special. I feel like he's the John Waters of hoarding.
This guy is a total maniac, but I don't know about being a hoarder.
The bun lady hoarding experts says he's not typical, because he feels no shame. He's proud.
He's wearing a satin dragon robe, of course. This Sir Patrick is just living it up.
Sir Patrick is a marine. He's got his marine flags flying proud in front of his Liberace home aka Camelot.
Sir Patrick has some sort of asian prince cap on and a silky robe to wear on cleaning day. His asian cap comes equipped with a built in braided pony-tail. He's going to be famous. For sure.
Sir Patrick says that if some oriental goes then it all needs to go. He doesn't want to go half measure. Now he's all about throwing things out. He's a fireball.
His stuff is going to auction. Most of his antiques are faux.
Ominous music over this Ming Dynasty painting.
There we go. Sir Patrick has decided he is not getting rid of anything. He says that the dolls remind him of a neighbor daughter that passed away.
"Anything that is reality based is poison to me." Sir Patrick. He's not interested in reality. Okay, he's kind of like Michael Jackson.
Sir Patrick had a breakthrough! He's King Arthur the White Knight and not so much Peter Pan anymore and he's going to miss that.
He had a heart attack a couple days after cleanup.