I have a subscription to Glamour magazine. I collected enough orange juice caps to parlay into a years subscription to Glamour. It's pretty funny. This article I found interesting though. Would You Be Friends With You?
It has some questions. You can share your answers with me if you're so inclined!
Would you pick up your own call?
I would because I would be thinking "Why didn't she (me) text? It must be very important. It's probably about vaginas."
Would you meet you for lunch in the rain?
Now why wouldn't you meet someone for lunch in the rain? If I had lunch plans with someone I am making them rain or shine. Do people really skip out on lunch because of precipitation? I would not be friends with such a person. They seem like an asshole.
Would you shop for a swimsuit with you?
I would. I am a bad shopper for myself, but I think I'm okay as a shopping guest. I can't even remember going shopping with anyone. I just don't think that's something my friends do. Go try on clothes together? Maybe I'm the bad friend that no one wants to shop with and that's why I don't think people do this. That's a definite possibility.
Would you be happy if you got a new boyfriend?
"You've heard of fair-weather friends, but bad-weather friends are just as common—women who want to hang out with you only when the chips are down. I know that in my own friendships, I worry the most about sharing good news, not bad news. What if a friend is jealous?"
Yeah. I know this type of person. Someone once told me, upon me getting a job, "I will never get one. I don't think I'm great like you think you're great, Kasey." No congratulations. Just tears. I will never forget that. I never went around feeling so great. I may talk a lot of shit, but I don't find myself to be the greatest. I just don't see the point of letting the world see my insecurities all the time. I don't need to talk myself down, that's for my head to do, not my mouth.
I am not this type of person. If you're happy and good stuff is going on for you, I'm ecstatic. Let's be happy about it together! According to this article this could possibly make me annoying "...but hopefully not so happy that no one wants to be friends with you."
So, yeah. I guess I would be friends with me. I'd probably even date me. My god. I do think I'm great!