Friday, July 23, 2010
"I just ordered a cat abortion"
She was so teeny tiny and hadn't been around any other cats other than her pal Afeni. Afeni the lady cat. The younger and still a baby lady cat. We were so confused. I called my Mom, "Mom! Afeni has to be a boy. Ruthie B.G. is pregnant and Afeni is the only cat she's ever been around." "She's not a boy, Kasey. She's a girl." NO! She's a boy and the boy is a tramp.
We were brainstorming ideas on what it could be. One of the possibilities was that the maintenance man brought his cat in and let it do it with Ruthie while Heath and Michael were at work. That's the sort of insane ideas that go through your head when a kitten is pregnant. She was taken advantage of!
Another option was that my girl cat was really a boy and that they did it while I was kitten sitting, again, while I was at work. This was all going on when no one was around. Shamefully.
Then I hit the internet. I was on cat message boards researching things like "cats being born pregnant" and "how old does a cat have to be to get pregnant" and "can a girl cat be a boy cat too" (yes, I thought that Afeni was a hermaphrodite). I was coming up with a lot of crazy, but no real answers.