Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Hot Slut of the Day: Bizarro Matt

My friend Matt found the future version of himself on myspace. Myspace is where all of the future versions of ourselves hang out. Check it out sometime. Here is FUTURE MATT.

Present day Matt is hilarious. Here's proof he's just going to get funnier with time.
Two sausages are in a frying pan and one sausage rolls over and says "Man, its getting hot in here." The other sausage says "AAUUGGHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

Future Matt likes drinking beer, showering and urinating at the same time. Excellent. When you're busy touring the country, telling sausage jokes a man has to multi-task. It's one of the drawbacks of success.

What do you think future you is like?

2 comments:

Gordo said...

Yow. I hope my future is taken up by more than beer pissing in the shower.

I think I'll stop complaining about not being able to find myself online because the premier of BC shares my name. Yikes.

Reverend Awesome said...

Beer, pissing in the shower AND sausage jokes. Don't forget the sausage jokes.

When I google image myself there is a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Of course.

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