I posted this on another blog. Figured it wouldn't hurt to post it here for those that don't read that one.
I decided to do a little write-up about myself just like I’m a Playboy centerfold. You know, used their questions. The most important things people could ever hope to know about someone they are looking at nude. I won’t be nude though. Don’t worry.
Just thought maybe some new members didn’t know too much about me. This will kind of scratch the surface. Hopefully it will convince you that I’m a person worth getting to know.
I like hanging out with my nieces. That’s probably my favorite activity. They are the best humans that have ever walked the Earth.
I also like drawing, painting and trying to make people laugh.
I don’t feel guilty about any of my pleasures. I think some people would consider my love of bad TV a guilty pleasure. You know, TV rots your brain and all that. It doesn’t I’m a genius that loves crap TV. I’m not ashamed.
People with no follow-through and whiners.
Humor. Lucky for me I'm marrying a man that dabbles in stand-up and is constantly cracking me up. He also appreciates how hilarious I am (and I AM hilarious).
Take the world by storm. Seriously.
I’ve been to so many concerts it’s hard to choose a favorite. My Dad took me to Pink Floyd when I was young. It was a wonderful welcome to his world. He said, “well someone is smoking pot” and I thought that was just about the most exciting thing I had ever been a part of. I was in the presence of drugs! How cool was that!? I think it was sort of like my niece’s obsession with the ghetto. You know you shouldn’t be there and you love it.
This is also a hard one. I recently read RuPaul’s book and I think it should be required reading. She’s a genius. That may sound silly, but she’s got a great attitude. It’s like a self help book that improves you inside and out. I love her. Read it and it’ll change your outlook on life. I swear.
And obviously everyone should read all books brought to you by Chirpy and Friends.
All things John Hughes. I would say The Breakfast Club being the front runner. If Andy ended up with Duckie I would go with Pretty in Pink.
Favorite TV Show
This is difficult. I will go with 30 Rock. Tina is my idol. I obviously love Hoarders with all of my heart and soul. I could watch anything on the History channel all day.
One of my new favorites is Parks and Recreation. Amy Poehler should be my friend. Her, Tina Fey and I should be BFFs and have slumber parties and laugh ourselves to sleep.
ZERO! I am not athletically inclined. My brothers and sister inherited all the athletic prowess in the family. I’m highly skilled in sarcasm.
Foods I Crave
Ketchup and Candy
People I Admire
My parents, they are just the most understanding and awesome people around. My Mom is my best friend. My Grandma Margaret is who I aspire to be like. She died a few years back and she left me with wonderful memories. She was amazing. Hilarious and kind. And never without her lipstick! Even when she went to the hospital she had someone go to her house and get her lipstick for her. She would pin curl her hair every night. Just a classy lady. My Grandma Wayne rightfully thought she was the best thing in the world.
Favorite Song to Sing
I karaoke he Humpty Dance. I’m wonderful at it.
Sexiest City In the World
My hometown of course. Dallas Center, IA
In The Morning
Don’t talk to me until I’ve been awake for at least 1/2 hour. I just am in no mood to speak until I’m fully awake.
Good First Date Idea
Picnic in the Park!