Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Bing Blows

Finally last night I gave in. I tried bing. They had some heavy advertising on the Colbert Report last night and I just had to succumb to the pressure. Damn you and your charms, Stephen!

I’ll be honest, I was kind of afraid to try it because I thought I might like it. I love google and it felt like I was cheating on it somehow by even checking bing out.
It’s sort of along the same lines of my thoughts on TLC-Hoarders: Buried Alive. I could not allow myself to like the show because my allegiance is with A&E.
I also can’t go to Chipotle without Matt. Some things just aren’t right!

But I did it anyways. I knew the difference between right and wrong and I tried wrong. Let me tell you, it freaking sucked! I hate it. I had to think of something to search. Being the self absorbed person that I am I searched my blog.
You know what I didn’t find? My freaking blog! You suck, bing! You suck the big one. To top the whole experience off, now I’m dealing with bing guilt.

And look at me here on google. All starred and wonderful. I’m sorry I even went to that other site, google. Please accept my most sincere apologies from the bottom of my bing-hating heart.

Microsoft, stop trying to make bing happen. Give it up. It’s awful. We have everything we need from google. No one is suffering from search engine overload.
I’d rather have too much than nothing.


Gallow said...

I think Google's pretty cool, I'm sure Google will forgive you, but don't let it happen again.

Reverend Awesome said...

I hope it does. I will never make that mistake ever again. Fucking microsoft. Determined to suck.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

the dude from microsoft was on the radio last year: he was like, I just authorized a 100 million dollar advertizing campaign, I sure hope it works! I tried bing yesterday. why bother?

Leigh said...

I am not a fan of Bing either. I tried pulling something up on my Black Berry through Bing... It was all in SPANISH!!! ....and here I had a complex thinking this entire time it was the operator! Thanks for clearing that up for me... Bing does suck!!!

Reverend Awesome said...

Oh no way. It's not you. It's bing DETERMINED to suck. It'll use spanish if it has to. Whatever it takes.

Gordo said...

There is ONE thing that Bing does way better than Google: mapping. Their satellite imagery is far more current AND they have aerial photographs for a good chunk of places too.

Search sucks bad, though.

Becky Jo said...

Maybe it's because I don't have TV, so I don't see the advertisements for this crap, but I didn't even know what Bing was until you posted on it. Now I know that it's crap and I won't ever waste my time. Gracias! :)

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