Saturday, May 8, 2010

WWKD: Zombie Edition

Dear WWKD,
What is the best way to kill a zombie? I think I saw one the other day behind the K-Mart on the Eastside of Des Moines.
Thank you,

Dearest ZombieHater,
Thanks for the question.

I think it's so weird that K-Mart still exists. Don't you? Who is going there to keep it in business? Personally I think it's all just a front for Martha Stewart's Mafia dealings.

On to the question. I'm glad you asked. A lot of people think that the only way to kill a zombie is by destroying the brain. "Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul." That's not the only way though! This may sound weird, but sing any hit song by Will Smith. This causes a zombies brain to just straight up EXPLODE! They can't get jiggy with it and it kills them.

Hope that helps and be careful out there.


Becky Jo said...

You mean my 12 gauge is useless?!

Gary's third pottery blog said...

In our town? There is a little plaza, with a parking lot. Staples and Pet Smart to the right, and this SAD KMART on the left. Walmart is behind Kmart, about 100 yards away, nice and shiny and new. Zombies do NOT go to Staples, Pet Smart or Walmart. They go to this Kmart. It is a SCIENTIFIC FACT because I have seen it.

Liz said...

the .22 in my garage not as dangerous as a will smith song???

Reverend Awesome said...

The more you know.

Guns are for people that don't listen to the former Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

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