Tuesday, May 11, 2010

WWKD: Psychos

Dear WWKD---
I have a bizarre customer. He has a TOTAL fixation on my friend B** and every time I post a picture of a mug he says he wants to buy it. So I give him a chance and then he does NOT buy it, then plays these little games about how come I don't ever give him a chance to buy a mug. I say "show me the money" and he gets f##king cagey on me. I think he is a bizarre psycho killer like John Wayne Gacy, but that is not my question.
Remember the movie Jerry McGuire? I couldn't stand Tom Cruise and never could, but I liked Renee Z and Cuba Gooding Jr. Did you ever see Renee Zellweger in that movie about Beatrix Potter?
---signed by " I adore Renee Zellweger and Beatrix Potter"

ps--if this psycho killer does not buy a mug again I think I will defriend his little psychotic ass


Dear "I adore Renee Zellweger and Beatrix Potter",
Ok. I think I have seen posts from this bizarre customer as I thought to myself, "That guy seems like a dick wad! Maybe he's just kidding around." I didn't want to go accusing people of dick wad-dom that were normal non-dicks. I'm semi-glad you're confirming his crap behavior. Not glad there is crap behavior taking place, I hate crap behavior.

I remember Jerry McGuire. What a creep show that little boy in that movie was! God. I haven't seen the Beatrix Potter movie. I too like Beatrix. Can't say the same about Zellweger. Though she was a normal person in that movie and in Empire Records. Lately she's just gone too weird face for me to accept her acting.

You can defriend him and next time I will tell him to stop being a twat.
-Kasey

10 comments:

Gary's third pottery blog said...

just to be clear, it was NOT Renee Z who jumped on Oprah's couch....

Reverend Awesome said...

Oh I'm not a Tom Cruise fan either.

Liz said...

Tom is a dork, can't stand him.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

thanks for getting my back there KC, that f##ker is getting on my nerves alright, and you tried to force his hand!

Reverend Awesome said...

Of course. I figured that to be the psycho.

Becky Jo said...

I don't see any reason to give psychos any crazy room at all. Defriend him now and tell him you don't make pots anymore, and to quit askin', cuz he's NUTS!

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

rene is a little freeky looking these days, sorry gary. there is a movie, sticking with the crazy ass theme here that you should check out with rene in here early days called Love and a 45. Awesome! a bit violent but what isnt really... Also has gil bellows who rocks. why do crazy people always insist on entering the mug buying world, Kasey? cant they just stick to china wear?

Reverend Awesome said...

I don't know, Ben. It's like silence of the lambs.
"It puts the clay in the kiln."

Gary's third pottery blog said...

I am kinda thinking it is time to cut some of the psychos out of my life :P

Liz said...

I am all for cutting the psychos out, its very cathartic! I am really good at at it, if ya need some pointers. Oh, and Love and a .45? awesome!!!!!

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