Monday, May 24, 2010

WWKD: Go Go Boots


DEAR WWKD-
What if I had recently developed a taste for, in theory now, wearing women's white go go boots? Fuzzy legs, in THEORY, really does not go with that look, you know, and the MICRO-MINI. Would you say that, in theory, waxing is better than shaving?
THANKS! Gary's sock monkey Georges, really!


Use Nair! Just burn that hair right off. Actually, Nair stinks. Like really stinks. I tried it once and the smell lingered for days. No amount of showering removes it all. It smells like when people perm their hair.

I have never tried waxing so I can't really recommend something that I myself have never done. Well, I got my eyebrows waxed once. The hairstylist was washing my hair and then she starting going ON AND ON about how terrible my eyebrows looked. She touched them and acted totally disgusted. So I let her wax my eyebrows. It was fine, I guess. I haven't had it done again though.

I have heard that NADS doesn't work. That's the home waxing kit that is also edible. I don't think you're supposed to eat it, but you can. Unless I'm remembering incorrectly, but I swear the commercial said that. Like it's sooo natural you can eat it. It's also so natural that it doesn't work.

And now, I think we've come to the answer. We'e gone through all the other options and you're left with shaving. Pics please.

2 comments:

Gary's third pottery blog said...

I will, ah, pass this on to Georges.....

Reverend Awesome said...

Georges is always up to something lewd.

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