Tuesday, May 25, 2010
I love ketchup. Heinz ketchup, specifically. And I CAN tell the difference. Hunt's is nasty. Anything called "catsup" is gross crap. I heart Heinz.
Sometimes I feel weird asking for ketchup in nice restaurants. I just want my ordering experience to go smoothly. Especially after a traumatic experience at a certain restaurant. I asked for ketchup. I didn't get a "I'm sorry we don't have ketchup." I got a "We marinated that for 24 hours. (looking down his nose at me) I THINK you will find it to your liking. (you child)." So since that moment. I smuggle ketchup into restaurants.
I have fashioned a ketchup conduit. It's made out of an empty tone's spice container. Here it is!
I just put the top on, put it in my purse and I'm good to go!
But this got me looking online. I don't know why I never have before. I've done this many times. Do you know there is a website out there called KETCHUP WORLD?! Why didn't I know?