This music. How I've missed this music!
Michelle She's from OR. She's a "homemaker." She's making a giant bird's nest it seems.
She's been "into" birds for 20 years.
"They are like potato chips, you can't have just one." -Hoarder on her bird hoarding. You know what this means, for the first time ever, bird poop hoarding!
Jason is 32 and he's Michelle's son. He hates those birds.
Kim is 28 and Michelle's daughter. After her and her brother went to college she says, "she just turned to the birds." Rhyming offspring.
Michelle skipped her son's wedding cuz she had to take care of her pets. Maybe she just doesn't like weddings and that was an excuse. Did you ever think of that?
3 years ago her husband broke his leg. He hasn't been able to move back because she hasn't cleaned it up and he has limited mobility. So he's living with his daughter so his wife can live in her trash box. Sometimes I think these hoarders hoard to keep their husbands out of the house.
She's a subscriber to Bird Talk magazine. Someone has to be. Michelle says she goes out with friends, but a lot of them are bird friends. Like Big Bird! She's Snuffaluffagus!
Out go the birds with the vet. Her 57! birds. He says birds don't pee, they shoot out acid. Oh a bird has my name of course. So many pets named Kasey.
Matt Paxton is an EXTREME cleaning specialist. X-treme! He cleans to the max.
Phone book has been eaten in half by rats. So there are birds AND RATS. Smashed rats. BLAH! This rat has been like mummified under garbage. The clean up people always hold up these smashed animals like a prize.
Let's not let this bird bitch go through all the stuff in the house. Come on. Now she won't throw out VHS tapes. Oh god. What if they are filled with bird porn. That's what she's doing with all those birds. Just making bird porno, after bird porno. I've seen birds have sex. It's silly. I think I've posted a pic of it before.
"Come here since you got me into this mess." Hoarder to her daughter. Hoarder needs to take the blame for her birds and her garbage. She's a kinda nasty See You Next Tuesday. F this lady.
Emotionless hoarder shows emotion. It's a breakthrough. And she only parted with 6 birds.
The house looks a crap load better though. Still not clean enough for her husband to come home though.
Kim in her 30's from Tennessee.
Oh a lady must never tell her age! Oh no. Show the entire world the shit hole you're living in, but don't you dare tell them your actual age. The mere thought of it. Good move, Kim.
Kim has a new boyfriend. She's been dating him for 6 weeks and she won't let him come over. Clean up for the sake of your vagina, Kim!
Somehow Kim's job is in danger due to her hoarding. That is perhaps because she's using a floor as an office. She's pointing to different parts of her carpet and calling it her work desk and personal computer. There is zero office furniture in this room. No desk. No chair. No filing cabinet. Not even a pencil holder.
Matt the boyfriend of 6 weeks is about to head into her hoarding house. He looks like a super hero. What has he gotten himself mixed up in? 6 weeks into a relationship and she's having you be a part of Hoarders? Date a guy for at least a year until you ask him to sign a release and admit to the world he's dating you and your filth.
Certified Professional Organizer Specializing in Chronic Disorganization. Oh really? I am made up certified in some really specific shit too. What a coincidence.
60 toothbrushes in her closet. She says it's because she has a lot of family. They are holding up the toothbrushes the same way they held up the dead rat. Let's not be so dramatic about toothbrushes. They aren't poop and they are dead, flattened animals. Even with foreboding music you aren't making them scary.
What does this broad need a sombrero for? Throw it out! Her friends are over to help. Lady, these are good friends.
She let her neighbor into her house. Have a feeling she'll be keeping him on backup if Matt breaks up wiht her.
Oh god bless those people. They gave her a desk. Says she's still dating Matt.