Saturday, March 27, 2010

WWKD?

Am I old? Also, which way is the earth spinning around the sun - this might have something to do with my oldness.

-signed
Old Man River


My dearest Old Man River,
You transcend age.
Are you trying to tell me the Earth isn't the center of the universe?

3 comments:

Gary's third pottery blog said...

well heck YEAH! I bet benji wrote that....

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

hey... how the heck did you know??

and, yes, the erath is not the center of the universe - we revolve around a G I A N T Snickers bar in outer space. In the beginning of time this snickers bar was spinning So Fast that peanuts shot out and exploded into fire, collecting dust and forming planets. The earths center is really just caramel (still very hot though), just like in that movie with hillary swank. Also, T.V. commercials are made by the Devil, who is employed by the Cheney family

Reverend Awesome said...

That all makes so much sense. That's why Milky Way candy bars are just Snickers without the peanuts.

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