Wednesday, March 24, 2010

WWKD While Sitting on the Lady Bench

Dear WWKD,
We work together, I was wondering... The women's bathroom has a comfy-looking bench in it. Why do ladies get such a luxury in their bathroom? All the men's bathroom has is just pee stains on the floor? What is this lady bench's purpose? Do you sit and chat with other ladies on the bench? What other items are in there that we should know about?


The lady bench is where we sit and talk about our periods and boys! We never talk about pooping because ladies don't poop. Everyone knows that.

We also have pee stains on the floor. (Not all of them from me) Sometimes when I need a moment away from my desk I'll go in there, sit on the lady bench, and imagine the pee stains are clouds and I'm on a beach. A beach with a tampon dispenser.

Also, did you know that the entire office's menstrual cycles are synced up? Thats happens when you spend too much time in the ladies room.

I hope that clears things up for you and I'm sorry you can't bask in such luxury.

8 comments:

T said...

Ladies don't poop - haha!

It's for those lactating sessions...but it looks cool too. Is there a mini fridge too?

Reverend Awesome said...

Sort of a mini-fridge...I use the toilet tank to keep wine chilled.

Fran said...

Lady bench. That is a good question. I think that guys don't need a bench because they can urinate standing beside each other and are able to carry on a perfectly decent conversation. Women have stalls, and that is just awkward to have a conversation through.

Becky Jo said...

Who talks about pooping? Boys do? That's an odd genetic defect.

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

Is that what happens on all benches? I better stop sleepin in the park then

Reverend Awesome said...

Boys have to talk about pooping since they are so special since girls don't do it. They think they're cool.

It's not what happens on all benches, Ben. Just lady benches.

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

phew... i can go back to my newspaper blankets then

Gary's third pottery blog said...

wow, Rev.....

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