We work together, I was wondering... The women's bathroom has a comfy-looking bench in it. Why do ladies get such a luxury in their bathroom? All the men's bathroom has is just pee stains on the floor? What is this lady bench's purpose? Do you sit and chat with other ladies on the bench? What other items are in there that we should know about?
The lady bench is where we sit and talk about our periods and boys! We never talk about pooping because ladies don't poop. Everyone knows that.
We also have pee stains on the floor. (Not all of them from me) Sometimes when I need a moment away from my desk I'll go in there, sit on the lady bench, and imagine the pee stains are clouds and I'm on a beach. A beach with a tampon dispenser.
Also, did you know that the entire office's menstrual cycles are synced up? Thats happens when you spend too much time in the ladies room.
I hope that clears things up for you and I'm sorry you can't bask in such luxury.