Thursday, March 11, 2010

Another Generation of Parents and Lies


I'm sure you guys don't remember my thoughts on Howard the Duck as a kid. The condom he had in his wallet. I thought it was fake money.

My brother Will posted a picture of Alyssa in Turtle Beaches tonight.
(Turtle Beaches are: Xbox headset. 7.1 dolby digital surround sound. As told by my brother.)
Said they were watching Howard the Duck.

So I asked my brother, "Howard the Duck has a condom in his wallet! Remember when we asked Mom what that was?"

"Alyssa calls it garbage. That's what I told her it was. Every time they watch it she comments, 'that is garbage'"

Someday Alyssa will learn what a condom is, she'll see what they look like, immediately think of Howard the Duck.

Poor girl's got a rough road ahead of her. God speed. Don't believe Grandpa Bill when he tells you he can't read.

3 comments:

Becky Jo said...

Howard the Duck freaked me out. He was HUGE... and I guess I don't remember the condom because I was terrified of a giant duck.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

GOD! Is life all downhill from the age of 5??????????????

Reverend Awesome said...

I was in love with Howard the Duck. Totally infatuated.
The part that makes the condom part stand out the most is the fact that Lea Thompson looks shocked when she finds it in his wallet. So you just wonder what the big deal is. I'm sure that's why Alyssa wanted to know what it was as well. She gives a strange smile and says, "Howard!"

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