Oh my god, guys. Guess who's birthday is today? Mr. Leather 2008! Happy birthday!
In case you can't read that here is what Scott stands for:
• Wearing leather when its 85 degrees out with high humidity.
• Thanking photographers.
• Coming to terms with some lesbians being hot and some being less hot and/or gross as hell.
• Freeing Joel.
• Helping to cure 6 year olds of their rejection addictions.
What he doesn't stand for:
• Pleather. Unless your'e low on cash or it was a gift or something.
• Other fabrics that breathe.
• Hating cowhide while being a lesbian from Canada.
• Standing on top of a limousine with a bottle of beer and calling it a float.
• Handing out pens at a parade like some kind of asshole.