Sunday, January 24, 2010

Suck if You Love Jesus


Behold! My friend Phil found these magnificent suckers at the dollar store. He was kind enough to share them with all of us.

This is THE ONLY sucker you should be eating if you love Jesus, even a little bit.

Tootsie-Pops are for Satanists. Everyone knows that. How many licks does it take to get to the center and a one way ticket to hell!?

Or is this the dollar store's way of letting the money-saving-masses know they think the bible is for suckers?

Whatever it is, it's wonderful.

(Also in photo, a book all of you should read if you don't want to die in the zombie apocalypse.)

3 comments:

Gary's third pottery blog said...

Zombie apocalypse: good thing I have a sling shot :)

Becky Jo said...

Are these two related? A Bible sucker to live off of during a zombie apocalypse? A zombie survival guide if it turns out God isn't real and the zombies are taking over?

Reverend Awesome said...

Or as some people say, Jesus is a zombie.

I just didn't want to set the sucker on the carpet so I picked a cool book to set it on for it's photo shoot.

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