Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Hot Slut of Yesterday


Behold. The Hot Slut of Yesterday. This half eaten package of white Oreos.

A coworker told Heath she got him some vanilla Oreos for X-mas. This is the second time she’s purchased him vanilla Oreos. He never told her he likes them or anything. Is it because he’s white? We don’t know.

Christmas came and went. No vanilla Oreos. Which he was totally fine with, by the way.

And then it happened. She gave him his white oreos YESTERDAY, 10 days after Christmas, but that’s not all...

They were OPENED AND HALF EATEN! That's an actual picture of how he received them.

Merry Christmas to Heath and a Happy New Year!

7 comments:

Fran said...

Oh my goodness! I can't say that I'm not glad this woman bestowed this gift to Heath. It's odd and hilarious! What did he say when she brought him them? Did she just get hungry one day and thought to herself, "Thank God I still have these vanilla Oreos. Heath won't mind if I snag a few."

Becky Jo said...

I wish some weirdo coworker would give me some vanilla Oreos... oh, wait.. I don't have any coworkers. Bummer.

Reverend Awesome said...

Her car got broken into over Christmas. Thank god the Oreos weren't stolen! Or maybe they were. Maybe she didn't even eat them, maybe the burglars did.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

this is like, an international oreo incident...I like those Paul Newman non-dairy oreos meself :)

Reverend Awesome said...

Maybe someone will give you some. Maybe even an entire package! Unopened!

Anonymous said...

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Reverend Awesome said...

I think I may have just lowered your expectations so you think that I'm more creative and original. Which was totally the plan. Thank you!

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