Tuesday, January 5, 2010
My dear readers,
Once again I forgot my USB cord. I will have a hot slut for you tomorrow. Stay tuned. In the meantime, let me bitch.
Iowa fans*...what is your problem? Seriously. Most of you didn't attend the school. I get that you live in the state and we don't have an NFL team, but can't you put your psychotic love towards something worthwhile? And why don't you wear pants in the winter time. It's cold. It doesn't make you seem like more of a man braving the winter in shorts. It makes you seem like you can't dress yourself. I know some people at Christmas that were decorating their tree in black and gold, just like the baby Jesus would have wanted.
I will admit that I don't care for sports. At all. Iowa is playing a bowl game this evening. If you're from the state I'm sure your facebook/twitter feed was a buzz with hawk talk. Let me go through my current feed and see what we have...
What is that?! It is the #1 Hawkeye!!! Go Hawks
40's and football....HAWKEYES
Anyone else finding it difficult to work?? Come on HAWKS!!! Gotta get it done tonight!!!
All those exclamation points mean they are sure to win.
Side Note: I know the gentleman that was involved in this incident. Went to high school with him.
*I know not all Iowa fans are like this. You know if you're a reasonable fan or not. If not, sorry if I offended you and put some pants on for crying out loud. It's below freezing out. Good luck tonight.