Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Hawktards


My dear readers,
Once again I forgot my USB cord. I will have a hot slut for you tomorrow. Stay tuned. In the meantime, let me bitch.

Iowa fans*...what is your problem? Seriously. Most of you didn't attend the school. I get that you live in the state and we don't have an NFL team, but can't you put your psychotic love towards something worthwhile? And why don't you wear pants in the winter time. It's cold. It doesn't make you seem like more of a man braving the winter in shorts. It makes you seem like you can't dress yourself. I know some people at Christmas that were decorating their tree in black and gold, just like the baby Jesus would have wanted.

I will admit that I don't care for sports. At all. Iowa is playing a bowl game this evening. If you're from the state I'm sure your facebook/twitter feed was a buzz with hawk talk. Let me go through my current feed and see what we have...

GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is that?! It is the #1 Hawkeye!!! Go Hawks
GO HAWKS!!!!!!
40's and football....HAWKEYES
Anyone else finding it difficult to work?? Come on HAWKS!!! Gotta get it done tonight!!!
HAWKS!

All those exclamation points mean they are sure to win.

Side Note: I know the gentleman that was involved in this incident. Went to high school with him.

*I know not all Iowa fans are like this. You know if you're a reasonable fan or not. If not, sorry if I offended you and put some pants on for crying out loud. It's below freezing out. Good luck tonight.

5 comments:

Becky Jo said...

I'll be happy when it's over. Let's just say I don't 'do' sports that require a ball.

Reverend Awesome said...

Nor do I, Becky. Nor do I.

Football is the worst, in my opinion. Every minute seems to take at least 20.

Kelly said...

I agree with both of you. I find it very strange. Football is the worst to watch. I dont watch it anymore.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

those dudes shave their chests? One or 2 of them could do with a couple of situps too....and that question thingy seems like a black hole, where the fork do the questions go? are they answered?

Reverend Awesome said...

Yes. They get answered. Click at the top and it will take you to my page on there. Or just go here. http://www.formspring.me/revawesome
One of your questions was answered below. I can either post or not post my answers.

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