Thursday, December 31, 2009

Ratards (said like Zach G.) and New Year's Eve.



I have never been a huge New Year's Eve person. I never make resolutions. I've only hit the town a couple of times in my adult life to celebrate the day. Not because I'm a party pooper. I'm whatever the opposite of that is. I'm party constipated. I heart good times.

Anyways, I'm in for the evening. I have my rum and root beer. We got stuff to make a pizza. I'm all stocked up on Netflix. Good to go.

On the way back from a grocery shopping excursion the ratards are out in full force. Let me tell you about the biggest ratard.

A man and woman in a giant truck were driving into oncoming traffic for about 7 blocks. They NEVER realized it. They were driving towards a car head on. They stopped at a stop light and were stopped directly in front of a car going in the opposite direction. Onward they went. I was honking my little heart out. So was an old man in front of me. Downtown and the one way streets are semi-confusing, but once you're driving at another car head-on you kind of figure things out.

FINALLY they roll down the window to see what I'm honking about. I shout out "You're not in the right lane!" Their response...
"FUCK YOU!"

Fuck me.
Happy New Year.

8 comments:

Gary's third pottery blog said...

RATards alright....

Zach said...

I drove down a street once. And I was going the wrong way. But I had an excuse. I was enjoying Fugees and Funyuns.

Big fan of your web log. Call me. Z+

Reverend Awesome said...

Listening to Fugees while eating Funyuns has an intoxicating effect. It's completely understandable that you ending up driving the wrong way down a street.

A few girls in high school ended up pregnant after engaging in the Fugee and Funyun experience.

Thanks for stopping by Z+

-K÷

j said...

Agreed with the NYE sentiments. On a side note, you still entertaining questions from the masses?

Reverend Awesome said...

I am! There's even a handy little box over to the left to send your questions anonymously.
Reading Gawker convinced me to sign up for formspring.me
I'll post answers to my blog.

j said...

Oh hell. You read Gawker. And here I was thinking i'd get some pure unsullied unadulterated input from some pure midwest maiden. Btw your hat suits you and your kid's your spitting image. Happy belated holidays.Joking aside, the question's incoming, it's not facetious.

j said...

oops Niece.Inadvertently rude of me. Still meant as a compliment.

Reverend Awesome said...

I'm a semi-sullied midwest maiden. Hope that doesn't deter your question.

Thank you. I totally take Tori looking like me as a compliment. We are both adorable.

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