Tuesday, November 3, 2009

WWKD?

Dear WWKD--
My friends hate me because I am a Yankees fan, but I know they are just stoopid and jealous. If I fling dog poo into their yard, should I feel guilty?
Btw, how do you mix a KCito again?
And I keep forgetting, who are the best kids under age five west of the Mississippi? Or maybe they are the best on earth???
My friends tell me the capitol of Iowa is Sacramento, but I know its Nashville isn't it?
Will Sarah Palin run for pres in 2012? 2016? 2020?2024...?
Thanks WWKD, what would we do without you?

If it's your crazy gun nut neighbors fling all the poo your little heart desires. My brother and one of my best friends is a Yankees fan so you guys hold a special place in my heart.

Oh you mean the best children in the history of time that have ever existed any place ever? That's Tori and Alyssa. They found out they'll be getting a baby brother. Tori told me she's naming it, Tree Branch. She wasn't too keen on the idea of having a brother, but she's come to terms with it. I bet her and little Tree Branch will be good friends and also beat the crap out of each other.

Des Moines, Birthplace of Rock n' Roll

She will run for President. What else does she have to do?

I'm not sure what anyone would do without me. Life would hold no meaning.

2 comments:

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

TREE BRANCH! And YES, it is the gun nut and YES he sez rude things about the Yankees....

Reverend Awesome said...

Today she said it will be Will. I don't know what to believe anymore.
William Tree Branch Baker.

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