Monday, November 30, 2009

Season Premiere of Hoarders/What You're Not Watching

"My mother chose garbage over being able to raise her son" A Hoarder's Son

This lady doesn't have teeth and doesn't care. That's because of garbage, people! She just doesn't want to throw away trash.

Her kid was taken away and she still wouldn't throw out her trash. AND HER DOGS! Oh Em Eff Gee!

"Susan throws everything away," says the Hoarder.

These people come to their house to clean it up and have to pretend it's not disgusting.

She has a washing machine on the porch. Not hooked up. She didn't have water for 6 years. Level 5 hoarder.

The place is a poop pit.

This lady just has condiments sitting out on her bedroom floor. She uses them. Old, hot ketchup.

From my facebook feed: Reese wants to know why hoarders always have cats?
I don't have an answer for this. It's horrifying.

She has two sets of teeth. Somewhere in the house...within the garbage. The cleaners are supposed to find them. She is going to put them back in her mouth! Vomit.

Ok. I don't get why they have to pussy foot around these hoarders. So she's upset about some garbage getting thrown out. Let her get upset! Send her out of the house if need be.

OH SHIT. They found the teeth. Holy hell. "Oh I hope you find the bottoms" is her response to the teeth being found.

DEAD CAT. NO!

The garbage is composting in the house.

ANOTHER FREAKING DEAD CAT.

This hoarder mom just told her daughter she doesn't love her. She's a terrible person! Screw this hoarder. She is not one of those nice, hoarders.

SHE IS ON THE PORCH EATING A RAW HOT DOG! Everyone is cleaning her house and she's rocking on the porch eating a raw hot dog.

"She doesn't smell a rotting cat. She doesn't smell feces...her senses are different than ours" hoarding expert.

This lady doesn't appreciate anything. She is just a hateful slob!

The guys that cleaned that filth bought her a chair! Aww. That's nice of them.

She has a hand chair. A chair that looks like a hand. Jeez.

Never found the bottom half of her dentures.

The end. I heart TV!

9 comments:

Gary's third pottery blog said...

you just made me throw up a little....

Becky Jo said...

*barf*

Reverend Awesome said...

I know, guys. It's puke-tastic.

Anonymous said...

i have considered watching the show. i will not consider it further.

Reverend Awesome said...

WHAT?! I thought this post would encourage viewers.

Melissa Miller said...

Just watched this one for the first (and last) time. Hateful slob, indeed. Turbo b-tch!!!

I bet she put her teeth back in her mouth without washing them first.

Lynne said...

Actually i read on a q&a with Dorothy that the producers immediately took the teeth to a dentist for proper cleaning because they were afraid she WOULD put them directly into her mouth. Yucko.

Lynne said...

Actually i read on a q&a with Dorothy that the producers immediately took the teeth to a dentist for proper cleaning because they were afraid she WOULD put them directly into her mouth. Yucko.

Lynne said...

Actually i read on a q&a with Dorothy that the producers immediately took the teeth to a dentist for proper cleaning because they were afraid she WOULD put them directly into her mouth. Yucko.

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