Friday, October 16, 2009


Dear WWKD-
I wonder if there is an emergency WWKD hotline? Its what, 4:50 am in Iowa right now? If I phoned you would probably be happy to answer these VERY IMPORTANT questions:

1) Should I make pizza tonight for dinner? This will be about the 7th or 8th day in a row. Its so tasty though!
2) We got dumped on with snow. Is this gonna be a sh!tty winter???? All the little squirrels ae out there madly gathering acorns. Bet that means something.
3) Do you think Jessica Simpson is stupid? She doesn't look very bright. I suppose she lists other skills on her resume.
4) Who will win the Oscars this year? Does that zombie flick have a chance?

I think you are in dire need of switching up dinner. That's just too much pizza. I know pizza is good and all, but this is getting out of control.

Winter is always shitty. I guess there are varying degrees of shit. I'll give it a 7 on the shit o'meter. Make of that what you will.

I think/hope she's playing stupid, which is stupid. Is anyone really that dumb? I think she's one of those girls that thinks boys don't like girls that are too smart. Playing stupid pays her bills though. Maybe I should give it a shot.

Sure. Let's say that Zombieland will win. I'm for it. I'll tell you something that won't win, Funny People. Fuck that movie.


Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

Wasn't a very funny movie, eh?
I aleady, dough rising.....lalalala...enough for today and tomorrow...lalalala...guess I shoulda phoned at 4:50.

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

hmmm, this post makes a lot of sense to me. and is funny as hell!

j said...

Hey, you're amusing.Stumbled on you via Gary. You do questions.
Alright..girl I worked with is leaving messages for me at establishments she knows I frequent. I no longer work with this girl but I never succumbed back in the day because sleeping with co-workers invariably bites you in the ass. Anyway. it's no longer the case. Girl is leaving messages for me (in case I come in) at businesses she knows I frequent. The majority of bones in my body are screaming that she's insane. She has things on her side, for one, she's beautiful. So I a clueless asshole missing out on many afternoons of great sex or should I find out whats involved in obtaining a restraining order? What else..I'm single so there are no cheating issues involved. I don't have a pet rabbit so there won't be any enactions of Glenn Close scenes.I'll also add that the chick dates around and i'm not too fond of venereal diseases..hence my reticence.Hmm maybe I need to get my testosterone checked because i'm already thinking i'm a dumbass and should just cave...Anyhow..lets hear it.

Fran said...

These random questions made my day. :)

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