I wonder if there is an emergency WWKD hotline? Its what, 4:50 am in Iowa right now? If I phoned you would probably be happy to answer these VERY IMPORTANT questions:
1) Should I make pizza tonight for dinner? This will be about the 7th or 8th day in a row. Its so tasty though!
2) We got dumped on with snow. Is this gonna be a sh!tty winter???? All the little squirrels ae out there madly gathering acorns. Bet that means something.
3) Do you think Jessica Simpson is stupid? She doesn't look very bright. I suppose she lists other skills on her resume.
4) Who will win the Oscars this year? Does that zombie flick have a chance?
I think you are in dire need of switching up dinner. That's just too much pizza. I know pizza is good and all, but this is getting out of control.
Winter is always shitty. I guess there are varying degrees of shit. I'll give it a 7 on the shit o'meter. Make of that what you will.
I think/hope she's playing stupid, which is stupid. Is anyone really that dumb? I think she's one of those girls that thinks boys don't like girls that are too smart. Playing stupid pays her bills though. Maybe I should give it a shot.
Sure. Let's say that Zombieland will win. I'm for it. I'll tell you something that won't win, Funny People. Fuck that movie.