Dear Rev Awesome, or WWKD????
It is raining out, and gross outside and I am in bed with a sleeping dog. She should go out soon.....otherwise she needs to go out at 3am. Should I take my chances and stay inside and hope that the snow isn't too bad at 3am???? Or better yet, can you think of a way to trick my wife into taking the dog out into the rain? She has a fever and runny nose, but she could find an umbrella.
Just do it now. You'll thank yourself at 3 a.m. and your wife will thank you immediately.
Also, what should I make for dinner tomorrow? Pizza again? That would be 5 days in a row. But I love pizza. We all do. Maybe I should make creamed spinach and stewed prunes instead?
We all DO love pizza. The other option doesn't sound good to me, but you're not me. Do you eat things like that? Make some potato soup. Yum.
How do you make KCitos again?
Mix Sprite, Bacardi and Lime. Then brace yourself for the best drink in the universe.
Why again did your little brother want you to officiate at his wedding, is it because you are so cool and godlike?
He knew I would be so awesome at it. At least I think that's why. I was awesome at it! When you need someone to say great things, I'm your gal.
What is the capital of iowa, I can never figure out if its Lincoln or Peoria.
Des Moines, City of Dreams
Oh, one more thing, will Batman and Catwoman ever get it together? hell, she is HAWT.
Batman is kind of a dick. If I were a woman I wouldn't date him. Sure he saves people, but he's also kind of a jerk to his ladies.
Catwoman should go for someone that will treat her right.
Thanks Rev, I need answers QUICK.
Sincerely, Frozen Dude near the Canadian border, or not too far away from Canada, really...
That must suck being that close to Canada.