Monday, October 26, 2009

WWKD?

So many questions recently! Thank you, readers!

Dear WWKD--do you get puffs tissues with lotion, or maybe some other kind with aloe vera, when you have a runny nose?
I get the lotion kind. I can't tolerate the non-lotion kind. I look like Rudolf after a couple hours. No one wants that. Is that what you want? Jesus. You are sick.


Is whiskey better than rum for a cold?
Rum is better than whiskey at everything. Even math.

How about doughnuts? Do they make you feel better?
Yes. Especially with sprinkles.

Does snorting tabasco really clear up head colds? My cat sez it always works.
I hate to break it to you, but I think your cat is fucking with you.

Thanks,
Sicko


You are welcome! Thank you for the questions. Hope I was of some assistance.

2 comments:

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

shoot, too late on the tabasco and tissues, my nose blew off!

Reverend Awesome said...

Well, that's why you have the swine flu now. I hope you're happy with yourself. You can't trust cats! Everyone knows that.

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