Monday, October 5, 2009
Kyle Wayne is Getting Old Overseas
Today is my baby brother Kyle’s birthday. 23. What an old man. I sent him a package WEEKS AGO containing all sorts of things a man his age wants. Cosmo magazine, DVDs, candy, canned fruit. Exciting things like that. OH and a card with a photo of the woman I think invented VD. Well he hasn’t gotten it yet. Pull yourselves together mail unit!
Today I was discussing boy’s wearing jewelry. Normal Monday conversation and it made me think of one of Kyle’s birthday gifts when he was younger. My Uncle Mike made Kyle a little treasure map. It took us all around 1/4 of our block. It was so much fun. My uncle had buried all sorts of “treasures” for Kyle in a ball jar. Weird coins, jewelry, loads of awesomeness. Just found items that were 100x better than any gift anyone could have purchased. The gift of adventure. Kyle wore all the jewelry at once the rest of the day. He was like a little 8 year old pimp. So cute. Note: Once you’re an adult the pimp look isn’t cute, not even on Halloween. That’s free advice. You’re welcome.