Tuesday, September 29, 2009

WWKD?

Dear Rev Awesome--
I was thinking of having a little party. Is it OK if I hide the good beers and serve the extra cheap stuff from the gas station? Milwaukee's Best is like 5 bucks for a 24 pack. And the people in Milwaukee seem to think its the best.....
ALSO, if I mix KCitos, would anybody notice if I bought generic store brand sprite? And rum?
You are invited, of course....
Thanks!
-Party Animal


Absolutely. Hide the good stuff. As a matter of fact why don't you tell people to bring their favorite booze to share with the crowd and you'll be left with a booze stockpile!

If you feel like providing your guests with booze make it a hobo party! Nothing but Mad Dog, Boone's Farm, Wild Irish Rose. Serve beans from a can. Decorate with cups asking for spare change.

Also offer your standard trashy beers. Miller High Life is allegedly the champagne of beers. Shlitz would obviously have to make an appearance.

Someone should fly to NY. I'd party and bring the bacardi.

5 comments:

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

there is a beer called shitz? ;^)
HOBO PARTY! Man, there would be some multi-colored puke on my lawn that night!!!!!!

Reverend Awesome said...

Well, that would be something to blog about.

Becky Jo said...

G, haven't you heard of Shlitz? My cousing drinks it occasionally. Sometimes he gives it to my husband, who, as you well know, enjoys nasty beer.

Miller High Life is the fancy stuff. My Dad can afford the good stuff, but he goes for the High Life. :)

Becky Jo said...

er, that would be 'cousin' drinks it. I'm sorry. I'm tired, and I should just go to bed...............

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

yes, I know Schlitz but was making a lame joke :)
I am serious though, the beers at the gas station are mighty cheap!

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