First off, women do equal vagina. That’s simple math, people. Go back to school if you don’t know it.
Second here is something that my boss thought I would enjoy.
It’s a Lil’ Chub sausage snack.
I heard him ask a coworker, "Do you think Kasey would like something like this?" and so I shouted wondering what it is that I would like. That’s when I received Lil Chub.
Penis innuendos make my boss think of me. What can I say? I'm flattered. Every girl wants to remind men of a half-erect penis.