Sunday, August 2, 2009

WWKD?

Dear Rev Awesome--
My neighbors have cut their lawn only once or twice this summer and it is about knee high. Can I let my dogs sh!t in it? Its not like they'll ever notice.....
Thanks!
Sincerely, Gary, woulda shared beers with his neighbors, from New York


So it's not a thing in New York that the city will come cut your lawn and send you a bill if you've spanned too much time between mowing?
Go ahead and let your canines crap.
Your neighbors seem like a big sack of suck! Are these the same neighbors with all the guns and knives? Actually, stay out of their yard. It could be boobie-trapped. They seem like the type. I wouldn't be against throwing dog crap in their yard, from a safe distance.

3 comments:

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

To be fair, I let the dogs poop on the neighbors with guns and knives too, of course, but the neighbors with the long grass are next door. On paper, you would think we have a lot in common and would be the best of friends. In reality? They are very irritating at times. I get along better with certain Iowans than the folks next door....
and we are a country hamlet with no restrictions on grass or livestock....

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I should be clear though: I carry bags and clean up after my dogs very carefully. EXCEPT in certain cases ;^)

Reverend Awesome said...

There are always exceptions to the rules as far as picking up poop goes. I know how it is.

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