Ok. Cougar Night is like the best night of the week. It wasn't the same without lil e but she was there in spirit. She's always everywhere I am in spirit.
So we made a new friend. She was, what some people might call, a "Good Time Sally" She was there with her daughter. She was drunk and she was magnificent.
There was a break in the music and all the sudden we heard someone say "Should I tell the avon lady what a camel toe is?" so our table burst out in laughter. As if there's any way to control laughing at such a thing. All the sudden we were the table to go to if you wanted to talk about camel toe. Which is a fine table to be, as far as I'm concerned.
Oh it was "camel toe" this and "snatch" that. She told us that she had to go cuz "it's not like I'm getting lucky here" and said she would be lucky when her husband was dead...then she mentioned rat poison. Ok. That was a little weird, but you'll have that. You take the bad with the good.
Oh and if anyone is interested there are camel races at the casino this weekend. Don't ask our new friend what time that occurs though because "what do I look like a road map?" will be her response. Followed quickly by, "a road map that's been road hard and put away wet" YES! Road maps that tell you times of special events at casinos and that you ride. She was a treasure. I wish I knew her name and that she wasn't maybe slowly killing her husband.