Perhaps I should post a photo of my first venture into private part cake making. Behold, the boob cake. I made this for our creative director. He's a huge boob fan. I would say he's the most avid breast enthusiast I know. I'm not judging. What's not to love? He can't help himself. So, I made this.
And along comes Matt's birthday. He's the writer at work and all around super guy. I must first point out that this in no way indicates any sort of penis fandom on Matt's part. This was just me wanting to do something special for an awesome person. This cake penis was meant to symbolize a wooden penis. A tale told by our CD while we were standing around eating boob cake. Weird he didn't talk about boobs at all when in the presence of the cake. Anyways...
Penis cake. First we went to Cristal's which sells things like vibrators, dildos, slutty clothes, bachelorette party items (aka all things peen) and you know, things of that nature. Dirty movies. The works. We went there for a penis pan. It was 17 dollars! Now that seems like a lot for a cake pan I will most likely only be using a few dozen times. I decided there had to be another way! There was much discussion. Finally, it was decided. I was just going to bake up at 9x12 cake and cut it out in the shape of a ween. Then I built up the balls and the head to look more life like.
Now you know who to go to for all your giant chocolate penis cake needs.