Monday, August 10, 2009

Hot Slut of the Day

Roadside bottles filled with urine.

Congratulations! It’s your time to shine.

It seems that drivers think anything with a cap is a toilet. This isn’t true. Here are two things I can tell you, with utmost certainty, are not toilets: bottles and faces

I saw a urine bottle on the on ramp when I was driving into work this morning. I guess I can’t be certain it was urine. I suspect.
I don’t think I’ll ever be filled with enough wonder to actually pull over and check for pee. Let’s all just assume if a bottle looks like it’s filled with pee, it is. That’s a good rule of thumb.

2 comments:

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

puhleeeese...

Reverend Awesome said...

Have you not seen them?
I bet Becky has seen them, she's on the road a lot.

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