Wednesday, July 29, 2009

WWK(Rev. Awesome)D?

Dear Rev Awesome:
--Will Sarah Palin ever get her groove back? Is this just an audacious plan to spend the next 3.5 years running for president and fork the good people of Alaska?
--Levi in Wasilla

I don't know if you know this, Levi, but Stella (of How Stella Got Her Groove Back fame) actually married a gay man. Anyways, she's not going anywhere. She will run for POTUS and no one will question it as the republicans are too busy being perverts via the internet or having wide stances in the bathroom to care about what sort of candidates they are putting forth to attempt to lead this country. She hunts wolves from a plane cuz she eats, ya'll!

Dear Rev Awesome:
I ate lunch and fell asleep with the kitten for 1/2 an hour. This doesn't mean I am a slacker does it???
--Gary in New York

Gary, I wish I was prone to such napping. You are not a slacker. In fact, I think they call 1/2 hour naps cat naps and you took it with a cat so it's completely appropriate. Slacking is when you don't have a clean spoon for your cereal. Oh no. I'm a slacker!

Dear Rev Awesome:
I bark at the bunnies in my back yard but they don't pay any attn to me.
Where can civilians and beagles buy
---Thanks, Penny on the couch

Hello Penny, I'm glad to hear from you. Have you ever thought that you were one of the few and the proud? Have you ever declared yourself "always faithful" in a foreign/dead language? Do you think that pain is weakness leaving the body? Well then ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS.


Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

The corps takes beagles?????

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