Thursday, July 30, 2009

My Sister, The Nurse

Let me start off by saying that I would look sooo cool if I smoked. This picture totally proves that. And look at Tara, we're naturals!

Anyways, my sister is a nurse. I don't understand how she does it! I could never do it. Never ever! She works at a nursing home and just loves those old people. She says they're a lot like high schoolers. They have little cliques, they get crushes, they date each other. My sister has walked in on a gentleman orally pleasuring a lady resident. Somehow this all happens at Tara's work and she's able to function through life as a normal person. I would not be able to! That sort of thing would scar me for life. Around every corner I would wonder what sort of elder-sex I was about to see. Yes, I know old people have sex. I'm fine with it. Good for them but I don't want to see it. I don't want to see YOU have sex either.

Ok, so she can clean these people up, inserts catheters, she sees them naked and everything and is fine... BUT If someone drinks out of her drink she starts gagging! She has literally thrown up over such menial things as this but she does all these things at work. I don't get it!

Mom uses her straw and all hell breaks loose!

Anyways, just thought I would introduce you all to my sister, the nurse. She's, as they say, the bomb. An odd but wonderful bomb.


Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I get confused. This is like a VW Bug--you keep pulling brothers and sisters out. How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Reverend Awesome said...

2 Brothers

1 Sister

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

And you are about 29 or 30 years old?

Reverend Awesome said...

30. Me and Tori are the big sisters of our families.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

Seems like a really nice family, doesn't it? I bet your mom and dad feel like they hit 1000 in a baseball season!!!!!

Reverend Awesome said...

I'm pretty sure through me and my brothers teen years (for some reason my sister went through her teens behaving like a normal person) they thought they were getting knocked down to the farm league.

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...