Thursday, July 30, 2009
My Sister, The Nurse
Let me start off by saying that I would look sooo cool if I smoked. This picture totally proves that. And look at Tara, we're naturals!
Anyways, my sister is a nurse. I don't understand how she does it! I could never do it. Never ever! She works at a nursing home and just loves those old people. She says they're a lot like high schoolers. They have little cliques, they get crushes, they date each other. My sister has walked in on a gentleman orally pleasuring a lady resident. Somehow this all happens at Tara's work and she's able to function through life as a normal person. I would not be able to! That sort of thing would scar me for life. Around every corner I would wonder what sort of elder-sex I was about to see. Yes, I know old people have sex. I'm fine with it. Good for them but I don't want to see it. I don't want to see YOU have sex either.
Ok, so she can clean these people up, inserts catheters, she sees them naked and everything and is fine... BUT If someone drinks out of her drink she starts gagging! She has literally thrown up over such menial things as this but she does all these things at work. I don't get it!
Mom uses her straw and all hell breaks loose!
Anyways, just thought I would introduce you all to my sister, the nurse. She's, as they say, the bomb. An odd but wonderful bomb.