Rev Kasey, I have sinned.I had an extra half slice of pizza for dinner and a small shot of whiskey with my beer. I feel great, so I know I must be guilty of something.....
I drank some spiked lemonade and got free bath salt samples. We are all sinners.
Rev. Kasey. I'm going on vacation next week. I've rubbed it in the faces of many people, and although it feels wonderful at the time, I now feel bad for the poor people that have to work while I'm away. I'm sure it will come back to get me 10-fold. :/
Take a motorcycle ride and repent.
Yes, Rev. Kasey. Thank you for your advice. :)
REV! You are letting her off easy! If Becky Jo were to share some spiked lemonade with us, THEN she could be forgiven for rubbing our faces in it....
I will totally imbibe on some spiked lemonade. You don't have to twist my arm or threaten eternal damnation. :)
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