I LOVE MY MOM!!
I read over my last post and I realized the ridiculousness my Mom puts up with from me. I call her in near panic because I'm having issues shopping. Somehow she talks me down. All it took was a few words.
I write books about a cartoon bird that wields the power of the bird flu, she tells me I need to sell these books.
I foolishly run my mouth and she never tells me to shut it. (Though she has told me to not talk so loud when I'm declaring my dislike for people)
She thinks every insane idea I have is a good one.
When I bake a cake that looks like boobs she tells me that it's "cute"
In summation, she rules.