Wednesday, May 20, 2009

My Bike Got Hit On This Morning



This morning as my bike and I were riding in the elevator a middle-aged woman looks at it and tells me “That’s a good looking bike.” I guess I felt like taking credit for my bike’s good looks so I told her, “thank you.” She continues to stare at my bike! She then said, “that REALLY is a GOOD LOOKING bike” Yeah, lady. Got it. You want to make sweet, slow love to my bike. Stop undressing it with your eyes and let’s both move on with our lives.

I bet she looks at Bike World ads as porn. Well she can keep her two-wheeled perversion out of my life! I hope she doesn’t catch me in the elevator after I get my basket on. I guess that’s what they make pepper spray for. Well, that and bears.

3 comments:

Mindless Jabber said...

HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!

weeklyposition.com said...

Love the poster. I think you should put this up in the elevator.

Captain Awesome said...

I wouldn't want to get her too wound up. Someone could get hurt.

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